Unfortunately, while giving an interview on the subject, you become tongue-tied and embarrassing photos of you can now be seen on every newscast.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : September 23, 2014 12:57 pm
Fortunately these tongue-tied photos are not even a fraction as embarrassing as those of the lawyer's adulterous high-rolling lifestyle at international casinos and tourist resorts.
Posted : September 23, 2014 3:24 pm
Unfortunately, while you've been dealing with all of this paperwork, the judge got bored and decided to dismiss the case entirely.
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Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : October 12, 2014 5:07 am
Fortunately, the judge dismissing the case entirely leaves everyone at liberty to go their own ways
Posted : October 12, 2014 1:47 pm
Unfortunately, some aren't looking where they're going and run smack into each other.
Posted : October 21, 2014 2:58 pm
Fortunately, this proves an icebreaker and conversations are begun that would never have started otherwise.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : October 21, 2014 5:49 pm
Unfortunately an entirely new round of arguing and fighting begins over entirely new grumbles.
Posted : October 21, 2014 11:52 pm
Fortunately, you brought cookies for a distraction.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : November 4, 2014 3:03 pm
Unfortunately the cookies were all fortune cookies, and only one person got the fortune cookie promising a free overseas holiday. 
Posted : November 4, 2014 4:57 pm
Fortunately, you were that one person!
But all night, Aslan and the Moon gazed upon each other with joyful and unblinking eyes.
Posted : November 8, 2014 7:24 am
Unfortunately that free cruise to London for Christmas turned out to be a one-way ticket to the WW1 battlefield of Gallipoli.
Posted : November 8, 2014 10:19 am
Fortunately, it's not WWI and there's not a battle happening there now.
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : November 17, 2014 2:47 pm
Fortunately that part of the world has some really interesting and famous places to visit.
Posted : November 18, 2014 8:16 pm
Unfortunately, everywhere interesting and famous is currently closed for the holidays.
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters. Some days you just make soup.
Posted : December 24, 2014 4:28 pm
Fortunately there was massive rejoicing, with street parties, during these already festive holidays, due to the breaking of a drought.
Posted : December 26, 2014 10:25 am