Unfortunately, while giving an interview on the subject, you become tongue-tied and embarrassing photos of you can now be seen on every newscast.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : September 23, 2014 12:57 pm
Fortunately these tongue-tied photos are not even a fraction as embarrassing as those of the lawyer's adulterous high-rolling lifestyle at international casinos and tourist resorts.
Posted : September 23, 2014 3:24 pm
Unfortunately, while you've been dealing with all of this paperwork, the judge got bored and decided to dismiss the case entirely.
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : October 12, 2014 5:07 am
Fortunately, the judge dismissing the case entirely leaves everyone at liberty to go their own ways
Posted : October 12, 2014 1:47 pm
Unfortunately, some aren't looking where they're going and run smack into each other.
Posted : October 21, 2014 2:58 pm
Fortunately, this proves an icebreaker and conversations are begun that would never have started otherwise.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : October 21, 2014 5:49 pm
Unfortunately an entirely new round of arguing and fighting begins over entirely new grumbles.
Posted : October 21, 2014 11:52 pm
Fortunately, you brought cookies for a distraction.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : November 4, 2014 3:03 pm
Unfortunately the cookies were all fortune cookies, and only one person got the fortune cookie promising a free overseas holiday. 
Posted : November 4, 2014 4:57 pm
Fortunately, you were that one person!
But all night, Aslan and the Moon gazed upon each other with joyful and unblinking eyes.
Posted : November 8, 2014 7:24 am
Unfortunately that free cruise to London for Christmas turned out to be a one-way ticket to the WW1 battlefield of Gallipoli.
Posted : November 8, 2014 10:19 am
Fortunately, it's not WWI and there's not a battle happening there now.
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : November 17, 2014 2:47 pm
Fortunately that part of the world has some really interesting and famous places to visit.
Posted : November 18, 2014 8:16 pm
Unfortunately, everywhere interesting and famous is currently closed for the holidays.
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Posted : December 24, 2014 4:28 pm
Fortunately there was massive rejoicing, with street parties, during these already festive holidays, due to the breaking of a drought.
Posted : December 26, 2014 10:25 am
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