Fortunately, the caterpillars are afraid of the spiders as you discover when a smaller version of your earlier friends appears to rescue you.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Unfortunately the owner of the sheep appears and wants to know what you are doing in his sheep paddock.
Fortunately, the owner is crazy and soon thinks that you're his sheepdog.
Unfortunately, though he gives you a nice cozy little house and plenty of fresh water, he feeds you dry dog food.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Fortunately, the other sheepdogs recognise you aren't a dog and try to alert their master to this fact.
Unfortunately, you almost starve to death before he gets it.
Now my days are swifter than a post: they flee away ... my days are swifter than a weaver's shuttle
Fortunately, he's willing to correct his mistake and takes you to the hospital for an IV treatment to restore mass and fluids in a safe fashion.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Unfortunately, due to your near-death experience and all the trauma you've been through lately, when you finally start recovering, you realize that you've lost most of your memory.
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Unfortunately since none of your relations are anywhere near where you are, you will have to go into the Al Zheimer Nursing Home.
Fortunately, before anyone can take extreme steps, you recover your memory.
Now my days are swifter than a post: they flee away ... my days are swifter than a weaver's shuttle
Unfortunately, you find you can remember everything that you ever did except how you got where you are.
Fortunately, you've been keeping a journal of your exploits this entire time.
Unfortunately, the journal was left in the rain.
Movie Aristotle, AKA Risto
Fortunately, most of the pages are still legible.
Unfortunately, you'll have to rewrite them in a new volume if you wish to preserve your memories.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton