Fortunately, you MacGyver yourself a parasail and soar away.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Unfortunately, the eagles take a serious dislike to you.
Now my days are swifter than a post: they flee away ... my days are swifter than a weaver's shuttle
Fortunately, your parasail can turn into a sailboat too, and you skim over the ocean like a gannet.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Unfortunately, the wind changes and begins to blow you toward the pirate's favourite haven.
Now my days are swifter than a post: they flee away ... my days are swifter than a weaver's shuttle
Fortunately, you fold yourself and your craft very small and hitch a ride as the pirate leaves his haven.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Unfortunately, he shivers his timbers at the wrong moment and spots you hiding in his chest of gold.
Now my days are swifter than a post: they flee away ... my days are swifter than a weaver's shuttle
Fortunately, he needs a cabin boy right now and drafts you for the job (hey, it beats walking the plank!)
But all night, Aslan and the Moon gazed upon each other with joyful and unblinking eyes.
Unfortunately, the pirate forgot to bring any limes on board his ship and you quickly get scurvy.
Fortunately everybody else has already got scurvy, so when the boat lands you recover quickly from eating native vegetation and can get away from your shipmates.
Unfortunately, the native vegetation has a natural sedative, and eating it makes you constantly tired and sluggish, and you pass out in the jungle before finding a proper hiding place.
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Fortunately the pirates suffer the same effect from the vegetation so they pass out before capturing you.
But all night, Aslan and the Moon gazed upon each other with joyful and unblinking eyes.
Unfortunately, you all have bad dreams and wake up very bad-tempered when the sedative wears off.
Fortunately, in your bad mood, you end up kicking a rock into a tree. The rock happens to hit a knot in the tree, which opens up a door leading to a secret passage!
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Unfortunately, a giant spider crawls out of the secret passage and heads straight for you.
Fortunately, it's a friendly spider who agrees to help you!
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