...consider buying new socks

When I hear the alarm clock in the morning, I...

let out a little whine.

Too many cooks...

...on television.

If I could turn back time...

... I'd know all the answers to tests

When my car breaks down, ...

... I think about buying a new car!

When the phone rings, I...

... panic and hope it stops ringing.

When I hear a song on the radio I don't like, I...

.....hum or sing something else I like better

When my favorite TV series is cancelled I.....

.....find other things to do.

When I get into a car accident I.....

...call the insurance company as I should.

When my supper is late...

....I think about how I am going to get the washing up done.

Whilst my car is being repaired....

.....I take the bus

When it's midnight and I need sleep but I'm reading a really good book I.....

...I try to go to sleep - but will get back up and read if I really can't sleep.

When I'm planning a trip...

....I do my best not to trip over and have an unexpected trip to see the local EMU (Emergency Medical Unit).

When asking others to turn the sound down I...

...have to work up the courage for a solid five minutes, so I'm more likely to just leave the room if possible.

I would rather run barefoot in the snow than...

..walk barefoot over a pavement so hot it would fry an egg.

When dreading doing my tax return I....