... breaking in.

If you break it...

...then I will be impressed, because that thing is made of solid steel.

She lingered for a few moments more, hoping....

... that someone would hear her stomach rumbling and give her a cookie.

When your stomach feels empty...

visions of what you would prefer for dinner go through your head.

When the weather gets warmer..

... the cold lemonade gets more delicious.

When life gives you lemons...

start throwing them at people.

A giant dog walked into a grocery store, and. . .

wrecked the grocery displays.

Show me the way to go home...

...because I seem to have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

What I really need right now is....

... a good night's sleep.

They say that dreams are made of...

...subconscious thoughts and longings.

A good book has to have...

an attention-grabbing beginning, a well-thought out middle and a nicely tied up ending.

When there is too much to do and too little time...

...you must be travelling at nearly the speed of light.

If you should go skating on the thin ice of modern life...

...be prepared to fall into the cold waters of modern stress. [...There's a reason I typically avoid metaphors. ]

How many times have I asked you....

to turn off the lights when you leave the room?

If you give a mod a rubber ducky...

...then all day long you will be lucky!

If I had a hammer...