... more news about the Silver Chair film!

If you're ever in Narnia, you really should...

...look for Edmund's torch; he's hoping to get it back.

I would never pay that much money for...

... tickets to a Justin Bieber concert. (Or any money at all. )

If you give Reepicheep a cookie...

he'll offer it to a great lady to eat before he would eat it himself

The knight in shining armor ran towards. . .

...the dragon, shaking the other soldiers out of their fear and prompting them to help fight it off.

Somehow, she always knew that it would end up...

... raining on the day of the picnic.

If you see ants at a picnic...

...then you really shouldn't be surprise; after all, you're outside and you have lots of food sitting out for them!

The best way to deal with him is to...

... smile and nod politely.

Just because a bunch of people are doing something crazy...

...doesn't mean you should join them. Unless they're dressing up like Batman; always be willing to dress up like Batman.

You should always be ready to...

... head for the hills when Llamageddon comes.

If a herd of zombie llamas is charging towards you...

toss them some hay and run the other way.

If you get a phone call during church. . .

quietly make your way to the back of the church and take the call outside.

When told to turn off mobile phones we....

always look innocent and say, "Who, me?"

If you are puzzled with a great dilemma...

you ask a librarian if there is a book on the subject.

When I retire...

I shall inspire the world!

Shoes were made for. . .