I'm inordinately proud of those three Nemos up there.

Fetch me an old tandem bicycle!

I don't know what you consider old, but here's a tandem bike:

Fetch me a unicycle

Fetch me Matthew Thiessen!

That guys hair always drives me crazy. I can listen to the music, but can't watch them performing it, or I go partially insane.

http://www.seriousjuggling.com/images/unicycles/torker-unistar-unicycle-cx-se-20-inch-yellow.jpg

Fetch me... Rhino, from "Bolt"!

Here ya go!

Fetch me a cake wreck. (Google it if you don't know, hehe).

Like this?

Fetch me some Skittles!

Here ya go:

That good?

Fetch me... a worm!

Worm coming at ya':

Fetch me someone fishing!

fetch me.... a Reepicheep illustration from the books.

Fetch me Rachmaninoff.

Here you go...

Fetch me Snoopy (from Peanuts)

Fetch me...
an electric violin!

Here you go (I had no idea that such things existed--and they are really quite cool!)

Fetch me your favorite band/singer!

Owl City!

Fetch me snow! It's about time, dontcha think?

Oh, yes, definitely time, Nioniel! Here ya go!!

Fetch me Bag End, please!

Here ya go!

Fetch me a dragon's eye!