Fetch me the most beautiful thing in the world.

(good choice, winterlife. very good choice. )

Fetch me a fail picture.

I'm not quite sure what you want, so I googled 'fail picture'. This was my favorite...

Fetch me a laughing baby.

How about this one? (Mike Donehey) He was sooo cute!

Fetch me your favorite kind of candy.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/rees ... reeses.jpg

I LOVE these things!

fetch me the last piece of clothing you bought!

Um, I think it was this sweater vest. http://www.express.com/catalog/product. ... egoryId=20

Fetch me the type of shampoo you use

Here ya go.

Fetch me your antique portable CD player.

This was the last one I had--can't even find a picture of the first one I had!

Fetch me an LP (vinyl record)

Fetch me a big stuffed dog.

Is this big enough for you? He stands 36" tall!

Fetch me the largest roller coaster in the world.

Here's the Steel Dragon 2000. It's the longest roller coaster. (If you meant tallest, sorry.)

Fetch me what you had for lunch.

http://www.vitaminia.com/shopvitamins/g ... _Cakes.jpg (with salmon on top )

fetch me the book you're reading.

I'm afraid it's not an original like this one though.

Fetch me a long row of scare crows.

Here you go:

Fetch me a green jello salad!

Here ya go.

Fetch me a giant coffee pot.