Just trying to give you a taste of what I've been dealing with the past four months

You chopped up my closet and used it for firewood!!

Your closet was actually a wood monster in disguise.

You turned my refrigerator into a oven!

well, you threw my lunch into the trash!!

you stepped on my cat!!

hey, what was it doing at my house and in the first place?

You dyed my hair pink!!!!!

Roses are supposed to be pink! I thought you'd look lovely, and you do!

You drew all over my purple walls with a gian orange sharpie!

That's because my neon green sharpie is all out of ink. You did'nt comment on the sheets of toliet paper that I also taped to your walls. Don't you think it is all pretty?

You went to the store and bought me a ten gallon bottle of motor oil...

You have a giant car the size of a blimp; I was only doing you a favour.

You dropped a 10,000 pound anvil on my head!

You turned me into a shrew! So there!

You let me fall asleep in the sun, now I have a terrible sunburn!

I didn't want to wake you! Everyone knows what a temper you have when woken from your sleep.

You filled my riding boots with dirt and planted flowers in them!

I ran out of pots. Your boots were right there so I used them. It also makes things look artistic.

You lied to me and told me your homework was done but it wasn't.

Someone stole my homework as I was telling you I had finished, so I had to start over. How do I know someone stole my homework? You see, someone left a note that read:
"Someone stole the homework that was here.
BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
-"
Need to see it? It's on my table, right where I said my finished homework was, under my attempt to start over. It's obviously not in my handwriting.

You stole my homework!

I was just checking it for you.

You changed my password!

Seriously, who uses "softandfluffybunnies" as a password? If you ever want to live a long and happy life, you should be grateful that I changed your password to "superalphawolf1." Believe me, I saved your life.

You trapped my blankie into a cage surrounded by sharks, crocidiles, and shredders!

Someone stole your blankie in the middle of the night and switched it out with a bomb that looks, feels, smells, and tastes like your blankie, so I was just protecting you.

You stole Shastafan's blankie, replaced it with a bomb, and made me have to go through all of the hard work of setting up a cage surrounded by sharks, crocodiles, and shredders!

I was just trying to add some action to spice up your life a, think of all the great stories you'll be able to tell your grandkids

You wrote a bunch of nonsense in my notebook then submitted it as my English homewok essay