Don't you remember the deal we made? I cook, you clean! It's only fair.

You tore up all my old dance costumes and sewed them into a quilt!

I thought it would be a nice piece of memorabilia when you finally decide that you will not be dancing anymore. I thought of how you'd look fondly at all the dresses and nostalgically remember all the dances you were in....

You picked really awful frames for my glasses!

I??? I've never worked in an optometrist's shop, and so I can't help it if the frames that were shown to you all looked like something Dame Edna Everidge or Rita Skeeter would wear. Please let the shop know they need to upgrade their quality control.

You resheduled all my medical appointments, so now that I will have to stay partially blind for another six months.

Trust me, you didn't want to have surgery under the doctor you'd originally scheduled for---you'd have ended up completely blind.

You dumped red pepper in my cake, and now it's ruined.

I'm sorry, I thought it was the secret ingredient to make red velvet cake!

You used up all of the gift card I had received for my birthday to buy worthless seasonal knick-knacks on sale.

Ummm....I thought you liked decorating for the seasons?

And it's a good thing this game is closing, because that's a horrible excuse. Thanks for playing, everyone!