I, em, forgot? I mean, it was very, very good and I was wondering why there was an extra just sitting there going to waste.
(Hi, Bella! )

You borrowed my book and never gave it back.

The book was so good and I got so absorbed in it that by the time I was done, I was so involved in the plot that I forgot whose book it was.

Hallo, Valia!

You took my calculator and used up all the batteries the day before my test.

(Good excuse, Bella. )

I needed a calculator for the Fundamentals of Engineering exam and I lost mine and yours was one of the allowed types; that's a day-long exam, so it's no wonder the batteries were used up! So, thank you?

You stole my seat in class.

Er, how could I do that? You know it is first come first served in class these days, and the two husky boys who charged into the room wanted to grab the one I was leaning on to catch my breath. They just tossed me aside, and so I had to take the first seat that was vacant. I'm sorry it was the one you had reserved for yourself.

You shredded all that research I did on Richard III's likely living relatives so that now I can't send to them the parking tickets Leicester Municipality keeps sending to me.

I happen to be* one of Richard III's likely living relatives and didn't want to pay any parking tickets.

You infused all my clothes with the smell of bacon and I don't have any time to wash them before I wear them.

*not really, at least that I know of

I thought I'd be nice and put a clothes freshener on your wardrobe; turns out that it wasn't "clean linen and lavender," but "bacon"!

You took all my sheet music to a kindergarten and let the toddlers scribble all over the papers.

The toddlers said that they needed paper, and the sheet music was wrote with invisible ink, so how was I supposed to know that it was sheet music in the first place? I would have gotten a different piece of paper if I had known, sorry.

You turned me into an emoticon!

You're so hyper, I thought you'd enjoy all the constant movement...

You cancelled my snow day!

Yes! And now you don't have to into the miserable steamy building in the summer!

You cancelled my Driver's Ed class!

I'm sorry, but I just don't believe you're ready to take those classes right now! Remember when you were six and ran over the cat in your motorized Fisher Price car? That was bad enough, what happens if you kill the instructor?!

You covered my walls in glitter glue!

They needed some shine to brighten things up! Goodness knows how dreary it was becoming in there...

You're wearing mother's drapes!

ooh, you noticed my super new dress made just like Giselle's from the movie 'Enchanted', I'm sure mother won't mind, seeing what a great use I put them too

You smudged mud over my new painting!!!

Hey, I thought you liked modern art!

You turned off my alarm clock and made me late to school!

You really, really needed the sleep---you were getting crabby.

You left your sewing on the couch, and I sat on your needle!

Oh, that's where the needle went! I thought I'd lost it. Thanks for finding it.

You cooked dinner for your friends and then left me with all of the dishes.