I told you I was clumsy, I'm really sorry, I'll get you another copy

You stole my ticket to 'The Hobbit' premiere and all other tickets had been sold out, so I wasn't able to go

Sorry I just had to watch it agian. The movie is just so awesome

You drove my only car into the ocean?!

Hey, it is amphibious! And you can see that it made it back just fine!

You crashed my private jet!

It was your fault for hiring someone without a pilot's license!

You complain whenever I play my penny whistle.

What can I say? Penny whistles aren't very musical. Perhaps you could try a dollar whistle?

You blew up the moon!

How could I have done that!!?? It is the Dark of the Moon, isn't it? Look it up on your eze-2-read calendar! You know the one! With first aid instructions, knot tying, tidal information, the Auslan alphabet and state floral symbols on the backs of some of the pages. Not to mention school holidays.

You ate all my honey jumbles and my delicious Scottish shortbread biscuits, all at once, and now I've nothing to eat at morning tea break.

You could eat your dishes.

You gave away the answer to our riddle, now we won't get to eat that nasty little Baggins, gollum.

That "nasty little Baggins" is a friend of mine. It was my duty to ensure he won the game.

You set fire to the rain!

~Riella

I was singing that song by Adele so it was part of my act.

Why did you tell me that movie spoiler?!

I thought you had read the book and wanted to know if the movie was faithful to it before you'd watch it.

You stopped my favourite game in this forum.

Yes, I took control of the mods powers and stopped the game before it hit 50 pages! Unfortunately, now all the mods know and they banned me!

You told the mods about what I did and got me banned!

well, you really shouldn't have done it, you've got no one to blame but yourself.

You cut all the powerlines and now we have no electricity!

In my defense, the power lines look a lot like huge snakes.

You volunteered me to babysit for our nasty neighbor's kid!

I heard you needed some money and those poor parents needed a break!

You rearranged all the furniture in the middle of the night!

I was hit with inspiration for interior design and thought it'd be a nice surprise to wake up to!!

You ate the last cherry turnover when I expressly asked you to save it for me.