I figured you wouldn't be able to accomplish much if you were tired and sleepy, go to bed earlier and then we'll all be happy

You knew I had lost my voice, yet you still made me get up on stage and sing

Unfortunately nobody was prepared to fill in for you, so there was no alternative to getting you to sing as programmed. At least you would be able to explain to an understanding audience what was the matter, and lend your support to that vital fund-rasing program.

You didn't let anyone know in time, in writing, that you were having health problems, and now we can't cover for your absence.

My health issue happens to be paralysis in both my arms. There was no possible way I could write to you!

You ratted me out about our secret stink bomb project when you got in trouble!

Yes because it was set to go off right under the seat I was sitting as I was being yelled at in 30 seconds! Close call

You knew I was about to reel in the biggest bass of my life, and you cut the line!!!

The bass was evil and would have eaten you! I was saving your life!

You just deleted my NaNo novel!!!!

It wasn't me! It was the cat. She walked across the keyboard again.

You know how much I hate inflatable lawn decorations and you set up 10 of them on the yard.

Oh that, it was just a bit of fun it sort of like an early (or late) April Fools joke, you can get rid of them whenever you want

You smeared paint all over my homework!

You said that it was for an art project and that it should be creative so helped a bit. Your welcome

You broke my favorite coffee mug!

it just slipped out of my hands, I'm sorry, I'll get you another one

You let my bird fly out the window

On the upside, its the world's first flying penguin!

You let my flying fish fly out the window!

I thought it was just a regular fish... I didn't know it would fly right out of it's tank and out the window!

You managed to set off a trap door... now we're both stuck!

It was better than being mauled by those wargs that were chasing us! Oh... but now we've fallen into a goblin cave, haven't we? Escaping wargs to be captured by goblins... thought that was supposed to work the other way around .

You escaped the clutches of the goblins, leaving be behind!

I barely managed to get free and then I ran as fast as I could for help, I've brought a whole army of dwarves to help you get free

you smashed my window!!!! it's below zero outside, my room is freezing now!!!

No, it wasn't me who smashed your window. If you have the room temperature too hot, (using up kilowatts of electricity, by the way) window glass will shatter on an icy cold day because of the temperature differential. When the glaziers can fix the problem, you will need to wear more warm clothing even indoors, and not turn the heater up so high.

You put all my nice warm knitted jerseys and guernseys (oops, sweaters and cardigans) in the charity bins and now I am shivering with cold.

I gave them to people in need, who will be warm for Christmas and could not be otherwise. Anyways, i saved you a cozy blanket.

You dropped my beautiful copy of The Chronicles of Narnia in a puddle! *shudder*