That was you?! I thought that was my brother! I was going to eat potato chips outside the door and torture him.

You mocked my love of 60s jazz.

I just got my wisdom teeth out and I wasnt in my right mind. I actually love 60's Jazz!

You just deleted the entire internet

Oops. There's got to be a reset switch somewhere, right?

You painted all my fingernails different colours!

Hey! Your just lucky that stuff actually got on your nails! I had no idea what I was doing!

You slashed my tires! How am I going to get to the game now?

You deserve it for painting my nails all different colors.

You made me forget how to eat, and it's thanksgiving.

Yeah, I sorta did that on purpose. See, you always eat all the sweet potatoes before I can get to them, so this year, I'm making sure eveyone (except you) gets some. Besides, we all know you didn't need the calories.

You got a real tree for Christmas, knowing how much real trees shed!

I'm so sorry you don't like this year's Christmas tree. I thought that a real Christmas tree, with traditional non-electricity-guzzling decorations, would be much more Christmassy and nicer smelling than last year's dusty old plastic tree with the blown electric bulbs.

You refused to get Vegemite which you consider awful. So what am I going to eat instead, to get my daily riboflavin, niacin and thiamine (Vitamin B) allowances?

*Passes clams and oysters* Enjoy! Have fun opening them!

You ripped my favorite tie!

It had the Packers on it... My Steeler nature just couldn't help itself. I bleed black and gold!

You got me a puppy for Christmas! I mean, he's cute, but I'm allergic, so the cute thing is a moot point.

Either I gave him to you, or he was going to be put down! D: I'm sure you can live with the sneezies for a few weeks while I find him a new home.

You made me tea. I don't like tea.

You don't have to drink it

You messed up my puzzle! Now I'm not sure where the pieces go anymore

But you were stumped anyway... so I didn't make things worse . In fact, now I see that this piece goes here, this one goes there...

You deliberately tripped me! I almost fell down those stairs...

And you would have if I didn't grab you. And this way you didn't step in that gum.

You threw my book out the car window! Now I will never find out the ending, and I've lost all my annotations! Those were due tomorrow! I'm going to fail now- which will lower my GPA and I won't be able to go the college I want!!

(I have a freshman freind like this)

What else am I supposed to do when you are so busy reading that you fail to pay enough attention to your driving? Don't you realise that your concern about examinations won't matter a hoot if you are smashed up in a car accident!? Besides, if I'm the passenger I would rather be late than completely "late". You can always get another copy of the book if you remember the title, and what it was about. See, I would even give you a hand in locating and re-annotating that all-important book.

You ignored what the teacher told you about not leaving your studies to the last breathing minute before the exams and pacing yourself with studying. Now you are giving me headaches with your drama queen behaviour.

I'm sorry, okay! I just never meant for this to happen, and I just know I'm gonna fail now... Wait a sec.... Last second studying is "cramming", right? But I... I always pass when I cram! Aw, thanks for helping me work through that, girl!

(This is now you: )

You knew I had a lot to accomplish today, but you let me sleep in!