I was under a strict oath not to tell, or I would turn into a rock.

By the way, you put me under that curse; why?????

Oh I was just experimenting, and I needed someone to practice on, I didn't know that I would put a curse on you, but what's done is done, with time and counseling you'll come to forgive me

You made me eat fish soup even though you know I hate it!

I didn't know that the glamorous-looking seafood bisque, cooked with white wine, according to the tin, was really just another sort of fish soup. Silly me!

You haven't done any groceries and now the pantry is empty.

Sorry, I couldn't go shopping because I was busy cleaning and shampooing all the rugs!

You made me chocolate brownies when I'm on a diet!

Hey, you never told me you were on a diet, how was I supposed to know

I asked you to water my plants while I was on vacation, but you didn't and now they are all dead!!!

I thought you meant the ones on the shelf in the bedroom - ooops turns out those ones are plastic

you broke into my house and stole my sofa!

I asked you if I could borrow it, remember? It's not my fault you forgot and locked the front door, and my aunt was visiting, I desperatly needed that sofa, so I had to turn burgler

You burned my research paper!!!! What am I going to tell my teacher????

I'm sorry I was doing a lab experiment and spilled acid on it... I'll go with you to your class and help you explain to your teacher. I'll even show her the burn marks on my hands as proof!

You stepped on my cat's tail! How dare you?!

Well, your cat does leave its tail lying around in traffic areas so that people cannot pass it without treading on its tail occasionally. Should I have fallen over instead, breaking all the crockery I was carrying at the time?

You haven't stocked up on cat litter and cat food, or cleaned its bowls, and now the cat won't leave me alone.

just one of the ways I'm helping you and your cat to spend more time together

you ate my pineapple and orange flavored muffin

Was it really your muffin? I was clearing out the pantry of any items that have passed their use-by date. It was better I ate the muffin than to leave it to go stale.

You left the cheese out of the fridge and now it has gone hard and mouldy.

Didn't you mention you had a mouse problem in your house? I was trying to see if you had any by leaving out the smelly cheese for them.

You forgot to pick up my little sister from school.

Oh dear! Didn't I tell you that I couldn't collect your sister because I had a plane to catch to Paris?

You didn't make alternative arrangements for your sister to be collected when I asked you to do so.

My sister? Aren't you talking about Quinlin's sister? I can't make alternative arrangements for Quinlin's sister! Quinlin is the one who needs to make alternative arrangements for her sister!

You tossed me into a giant pit of lava! I only barely managed to escape using my jetpack that was having a hard time starting up!

I thought it was fake!!

you slapped my cat!!