that's because I was busy doing more importat things, you should have reminded me!

You ate up all the ice-cream!!!!

The ice cream had a type of poison in it that is poisonous to humans, but not monkeys, so I had to eat it all before you had any.

You poisoned the ice cream!

I was trying out a new flavour; I didn't realise it was deadly...

You told me that banana, vinegar, and sushi with a dash of five-day-old egg would be a good ice cream flavour!

Obviously you don't know how to take a joke. I wasn't serious.

You broke the amusement park ride and I got stuck up in the air for one hour.

I was trying to help you get over your fear of heights.

You took the last cookie.

The last cookie was about to create a black hole, so I needed to eat it before it made a black hole that would have destroyed the whole world.

You created a giant evil robot that looks like master hand and told it to attack my village!

I created it!!!!!! You obviously need to get your facts straightened out, I never created anything, I don't know anything about robots!

You played a trick on my neighbour and framed me for it!

I just...I mean...I...love you? ( )

you at my cake.

I just got broken out of the dungeons, cut me some slack! I've been living on bread and water for two months, surely you can't blame me for wanting some real food now and then.

You blew up the world!

oh that...I just thought it was time to get rid of all corruption and pollution so I went ahead and did it, pretty effective, don't you think? Don't worry, all the innocent and good people I evacuated secretly to a different planet

You stole my novel and published it as your own

Ooh, really? So, I didn't actually dream up that amazing plot by myself but remembered it from reading your novel? Rats.

You're keeping me from doing my math homework...

You told me you hate math, I'm just saving you from it You can always get someone else to do it

You dumped a bucket of cold water on my head!!!

How else could I put out the fire in your hat?

Your cooking gave me hiccups!

It wasn't the cooking, it was the type of food you asked for.

You made all impossible objects real! Now the time-space continuum is ruined!

um...sorry?

you slapped me in the face!!