Ehhh... it wasn't that interesting anyway. Some dudes win, some dudes lose. What's the point?

You ate my special one-of-a-kind prize-winning chocolate berry whipped cream PIE!

You promised it to me after the judging was done! It was delicious, btw.

You stole the ribbon I won with that pie!

Yes, well, serves you right for eating MY PIE.

You took my cheeseburger and replaced it with a veggieburger. -_-

Don't talking badgers eat veggies? Sorry, my mistake... I'll cook you another one since I ate the first.

You someone got us both trapped in my least favorite book!

Well I told you to say the title of your favorite book. Why'd you say your least favorite? The device was calibrated to take us into the book you said.

You broke the device and trapped us and now we have to take up arms and fight a war where we might have to die!

I didn't break it, it's just temporarily out of order! Here, attach this blue wire to this green one and voila! It's fixed.

You attached the blue wire to the green wire and now we've been transported into a different dimension! When I tried to get help, everyone assumed I was a ghost and the Ghostbusters are after us!!

I did it on purpose because ghosts were chasing us and we needed some Ghostbusters. We'll just explain what happened and everything will be fine.

You threw my cell phone off of a twenty story building!

That ring tone you were using was driving me nuts!

You changed the ringtone on my phone from the Jurassic Park theme, to fingernails scraping across a chalkboard!

The ringtone file got corrupted, making it sound even worse than fingernails scraping across a chalkboard. I had to change the ringtone file before you got a phone call, and there just happened to be a chalkboard nearby, and I didn't have anything else I could use to change it with before you came, so I had to settle with that. Sorry about the inconvenience!

You deleted all of my progress on Mario Kart 7! Now I have to start all over again!

Sorry, if the Mario Kart 7 console hadn't been left on the floor, mid game, not even the bouncing Euros that I was trying to chase out of the house would have trodden on it.

You left the front door and gate wide open so that not only the euros but a whole lot of wildlife were pounding through the house, to get out of the cold.

It's your own personal menagerie! Now you'll never have to go to the zoo again.

You dumped kool-aid all over my bookshelves!

I felt your room needed a little color and kool-aid makes for a wonderful paint! Now once your books dry up, the pages will be full of color as well!

You pranked some of my friends and now they're not talking to me!

That was just a test to see how much of friends they really are. If they are not talking to you, then they are really not worth your friendship and you should find some new ones. I helped you discover who your true friends are, you should be thanking me

You drew with permament marker all over my book!

Your copy of the book had a print error. It was supposed to have illustrations, but it didn't. I had a copy of the book myself, so I decided to add them in myself.

You flipped my avatar upside-down and inverted it!

I thought it looked better that way.

You forgot it was your turn to do the laundry.