Aha! I just found my evil doppleganger! Yeah, he tied me to a lamppost, walked in, and pretended to be me. Well, after that, I got myself unstuck, caught him in a net, and now he's been arrested for acts of evil. I'll give you my present. Now just to find my doppleganger's identical brothers who are also evil...

After Pattertwigs Pal kindly rebuilt my house (you said you were doing it so you could rebuild them, right?), you fried all of the electronics in my house!

I didn't know it was dangerous to plug them all into the same outlet via extension cord, at the same time!

You dipped all my chocolate cookies into pickle juice...

~Riella

I felt like a bit of sweet and sour today. Didn't know those were yours, sorry.

You trampled my daffodil flowers! I told you not to touch them!

I fell by accident. Sorry.

You took a hammer to all of my brand new CDs!

~Riella

I wanted to make a shiny mosaic! And you told me that you didn't want these CDs anymore...at least that's what I thought you said!

You took the book I was reading...and it was in a really good part!

Sorry about that! It looked so interesting, I HAD to pick it up as soon as I could and dive into it. I couldn't wait!

You tore my favourite shirt up, and used it for rags!

There was a mess on the floor. I was worried you would slip!

You punched holes in my water bottle.

~Riella

The hole puncher came alive and told me that if I didn't punch holes in the water bottle, that it would punch a hole in my tail, and I didn't want that to happen. If you need proof, just ask it if it likes punching holes into things.

You covered me with snow that I couldn't wipe off, then called me a snowmonkey!

you asked me to play with you!! I thought that meant that I could pretend you were a toy?

you turned off the electricity just as I was done with my school paper!! now I have to start all over!!

there was a short circut, if I had left it on, a fire could have started, I was just looking out for your safety

I was really tired and trying to take a nap, but you kept banging pots and pans in my room!

It was New Years! You have to bang pots and pans on New Years!

You deleted every photo on my computer.

~Riella

well, you filled my shoes with toothpaste. now we're even

you dropped my keys down a well!! now I can't drive my car to work!!

I've seen you drive--I did you and every other driver a favor!

You made me miss the hockey game that I bought tickets for months ago!

I asked you to come to my graduation ceremony and you didn't want to so I made it easier for you

you dumped apple juice on my favorite book!!

The book secretly had some plans to take over the world wrote in invisible ink, so I spilled the orange juice on the part with the invisible ink, tore out the page with the invisible ink, and burned the page. If you want a replacement, I can buy you one.

As I was on my way to recording a football game for people to see on TV, you stole my 3D camera!