They were on fire and I was trying to keep everything else from burning up.

You missed my graduation.

I mixed up the date with someone else's graduation.

You haven't paid back the money you owe me.

Maybe you are the one I ordered all of those bananas from that I didn't have time to give the money to before that person left. Not only that, but when I sent you a check to the return address shown on the package, the mail was returned to me saying the address didn't exist! Here, as a last resort, I'll give you the money through PayPal. I have not borrowed any money from anyone, so if you are saying that I borrowed money and didn't give you that much back, then it was my evil doppelganger.

You ate the bananas I just ordered, stole all of the bananas from my vault of them, and then broke a hole in the wall of my house!

Your allergic to bananas, and your wall was infested with banana juice.

You drew with lipstick all over my paintings.

~Riella

How was I supposed to know it was lipstick? I hardly ever wear the stuff! And besides, it was such a lovely shade of pink, I had to try it out. I didn't want to write on the walls so I used what was available. *shrugs*

You just wiped out the whole C-drive on my computer!

It was infected with a virus.

You just blew up my TARDIS.

~Riella

It was my evil doppleganger, not me! I'm currently hunting him down, please be patient.

After fixing my wall, you used a giant wrecking ball to destroy my whole house!

The wall looked so nice that it made the rest of the house look bad. I knocked down the other walls so I could build them again to match the new wall.

You ate the cake I baked for my mom's birthday and now I don't have a cake for her!

I'm sorry, I was just so hungry. I hadn't eaten in over 48 hours!

You spilled orange juice on my essay for class tomorrow.

It wasn't good enough to pass anyway.

You turned me into a cow.

~Riella

The price of hamburger has gone up

You dropped a piano on my head.

I was trying to knock some of those strange ideas out of your head.

You tied me to the Eiffel Tower.

~Riella

Well, thanks a lot for telling me how GREAT my gift to you of being in a movie where you need saving from the Eiffel Tower by a ulta-handsome spy!!

You gave me a piece of your mind!!

you asked for it!!

you stepped on my foot and didn't apologize!!

Would you rather I have let the black widow on it bite you?

You gave me moldy underwear as a graduation present!