But I clearly heard you state that you wanted all your boxes of silly bands delivered and stacked in your house so they wouldn't get wet!

You stole my fan!

It was snowing inside of your house because of your fan, so I was merely taking it out while I cleaned up the snow. I put it back, and I never took it inside of my house, anyway. I didn't even use it!

You mutated me into a fish! I want to be changed back into a monkey, I don't like being a fish!

Fish were about to go extinct.

You stole my red ribbon.

~Riella

I needed it to finish my Fourth of July outfit! But I bought you a new purple ribbon to replace the red one.

You lied to me about being a Time Lord!

I didn't exactly lie. I am a Time Lord, I just can't take you flying through time in a Tardis.

You tore pages out of my Narnia books!

I wanted to read them, and I lost my book... sooo.

YOU STOLE MY NARNIA BOOK! What do you have to say for yourself?

Oh. Well... I didn't actually steal it, just borrowed it to show a friend one of my favorite quotes. But then my friend borrowed it from me without asking. I have to get it back from her next week when she gets back from vacation.

You just scribbled all over my new drawing pad!

I was testing it, to see if it worked!

You burned all of my books!

I was camping and needed something to start the fire! I was out of kindling and the books worked perfectly!

You took my last cookie!

*wipes crumbs from face*
What cookie?
The delicious, moist, chocolatey, crumbly, sweet cookie sitting at the very bottom of your cookie jar which, I assure you, I had no intent of taking from you and was not sure that you were reserving it for special purposes? That cookie?

You deleted my entire report!

oh! so sorry i was trying to delete something else but my finger slipped.

You Killed my Dog!

I didn't want to! He became infected with a disease that made him attack people!

You turned my yummy monster burrito, into a living monster burrito!

I was merely practicing my magic spells, surely you can't get mad at me for that. Plus, revenge is my specialty, of course.

You didn't clean up the glass you shattered earlier, so I cut my foot, and now I've got an infection.

Side note: this post has a colorful and pleasant range of emoticons.

I didn't clean up the glass, because I had to go clean up the thumb tacks I spilled at the same time. You should be thankful it wasn't worse!

You unplugged my refrigerator, making all of the food inside spoil!

*Holds up twenty page long elecric bill* Would you rather have to buy some new food (not that it taste very good anyway! ) or have to pay for this!

Youfill ed up my fishbowl with bleach- while the fish was still inside!!!!