I was playing asteroid soccer with a group of hostile aliens, in an attempt to make peace so that they wouldn't vaporize the human race.
You set my foot on fire.
~Riella 
~ Riella 
Posted : June 30, 2012 7:58 pm
I was testing my flamethrower, sorry.
You borrowed my flamethrower and brought it back broken! 
If you ain't first, you're last.
Posted : June 30, 2012 8:21 pm
Sorry my pet Dragon thought it was another Dragon when it blew fire and attacked it. 
You lost my only television remote.
The Value of myth is that it takes all the things you know and restores to them the rich significance which has been hidden by the veil of familiarity. C.S. Lewis
Posted : July 1, 2012 12:35 am
I was trying to get you to go outside for a change. 
You gave my dog a whole jar of peanut butter.
Posted : July 1, 2012 2:07 am
It only looked like peanutbutter; it was actually a really tasty type of dog food.
You shoveled dirt into my burrow! O_O
Posted : July 1, 2012 3:04 am
Oh, that was your burrow?????? I was wondering why I had a hole right outside my doorstep.
You put black food coloring in my cookie batter!!!!
Founder of the Exploring Narnia Club (PM me to join)
Member of the Dragon Club
Posted : July 1, 2012 3:19 am
Sorry my cat knocked over the food coloring bottle on the shelf than stepped on it, and it squirted food coloring into your batter.
You didn't bring your homework to school!
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : July 1, 2012 6:35 am
I'm sorry, but one of my pet dragons thought he could help me with my homework and in the process accidentally burned it. I didn't think my teacher would want the ashes...
You put ink in my tea!
Loyal supporter of Caspian/Susan.
NW Family: Aunty Vi, LadyC, Rose, Chloe
Secret Order of the Swoosh.
Keeper of the Secret Magic
L6
Posted : July 1, 2012 7:04 am
The tea was poisoned, so I didn't want you to drink it, so I put ink in it so that you wouldn't want to drink it.
You turned my house into a giant ball of cheese!
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
Posted : July 1, 2012 8:15 am
I was hungry...
You pushed me out of an airplane!
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Posted : July 1, 2012 9:58 am
I was trying to save your life. There was a bomb on the plane. If I hadn't pushed you out and jumped in after you, we'd both be toast.
You wrecked my car!
av by dot
Posted : July 1, 2012 10:37 am
My helicopter was caught in a strong wind and fell down in your drive - just bad luck that your car was standing there ...
You stepped on my toes!
(avi artwork by Henning Janssen)
Posted : July 1, 2012 3:38 pm
You were the one who gave me these clown shoes!
You switched brains with me!
Seeking comic book artist, PM for details.
Posted : July 1, 2012 4:20 pm
That was your brain?! I thought it was mine...
*is reprogrammed and keeps saying* "You were the one who gave me these clown shoes! [...] You switched brains with me!"
See... now I can't do anything..
You took all the scissors in my house, melted them, and made yourself a large steel-frame skyscraper.
RL Sibling: CSLewisNarnia
Posted : July 1, 2012 4:52 pm
I wanted to visit a New York skyscraper however I didn't feel like travelling. Therefore, due to my experience with metals, I decided to use the scissors to make my own. I didn't realise you'd miss them, sorry about that. 
You destroyed my rosebushes!
Proud ballet dancer!
4/23/12 - First triple pirouette en pointe!
Posted : July 1, 2012 6:16 pm
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