It held up a computer with Nyan cat up so close to my face that it was all I could see. I tried to get it off by using my feet, and I accidentally kicked it. Sorry!

You installed a mod on my computer that made it so that it constantly played the Nyan cat music at max volume even when the speakers are turned off, the computer is muted, and the speakers aren't attached to the computer! As good as the music is, it's starting to drive me crazy!

I didn't mean to install it! I accidentally clicked the 'ok' button when it asked if I wanted to install it!!

you broke my lamp!!

The cord on it was old and it was going to catch fire, so I had to protect your house and accidentally yanked it to the floor while pulling out the plug.

You fell asleep while babysitting my sister and she's escaped out the front door!!!

Someone used sleeping gas on me!

You used a ASCII-ifier beam on me to turn me into ASCII art!

Well how was I supposed to know what ASCII-ifier meant?

You smashed the package I got in the mail with a hammer!

There were a hundred fire ants in the package so I wanted to kill them all before they bit you.

You dropped my cell phone in the bath tub!

The phone was evil! It was trying to kill me, and then it said it was going to blame it on your dog, so that you would kill it!

You made the smilie worse than it already is! And I thought it was already bad enough!

I'd realized that as bad as this little rascal can be, it surely couldn't beat this one... Even though the monkey's face now ate bananas and threw the peels at me through the computer screen.

You filled my room with balloons to the ceiling and now I can't get inside.

Oh, but I was trying to wish you a happy birthday!!! Were you suprised?

You ate my pizza!!!!!!

Mmm... Pizza! Oh, uhh... You see, they delivered it to the wrong address, and when I pointed it out that it was the wrong address, they went to the address they were supposed to give it to, but then the house had been knocked down by a earthquake, then blown down by a hurricane and tornado at the same time. So they delivered it to me, and then I payed for it. Besides, they made a cheese pizza when you ordered a pepperoni pizza anyway, so it was the wrong type.

You stole the cheesesticks that went with the pizza!

What are you complaining about? It wasn't even your pizza!

You stole the garlic sauce that came with the cheesesticks! (couldn't resist )

I can't stand garlic breath, so a took the garlic sauce away before you had a change to eat it

You wrecked my home playing basketball in it...without my permission!!!

You gave me a bat and let me loose in your house for hours!! I was bored!!

you ate my cake

You took the cake from my cake store without buying it!

You stole all of the cakes from my cake store!

In reality, I was creating a cushion for an asteroid that would have destroyed the world. Without your cakes the world would have went boom. You should be happy!

You threw an asteroid towards earth, way to go.