It came off when I opened the door and I was really going to bring it back.

You painted my house the wrong color!

You pointed at which color you wanted me to paint it, and I painted it that color. You just pointed at the one in front of the one you wanted.

You kidnapped me!

You ran away from home, I'm just bringing you back, and when we get home, you are in such BIG trouble.

You let my pet hamster escape into the park!

I felt sorry for it, sitting there in it's cage, like in prison, I just knew I had to set it free, you'll understand someday I'm sure

You broke my favorite cup with horses on it

Horses? Thought they looked more like mice, and I can't stand mice!

You locked me in my walk-in freezer!

You were having a heat stroke.

You stole my remote control!

It was set to self destruct, and I noticed. It blew up in my face, so you better be glad that I took it!

You set DiGoRyKiRkE's remote to self-destruct!

So that's what that button does.

You stole all the labels on the peanut butter jars and now I can't tell what brands they are or if they are crunchy or creamy!

Wait, there are different brands of peanut butter? Well, your life will apparently be much more exciting now.

You ate that chocolate bar I was saving!

Oh, come on. It's chocolate, and I've been craving chocolate ever since we visited Hershey, PA. And this chocolate bar was sitting on the counter in plain sight! You didn't really expect me to be able to resist that, did you?

You shredded my 100,000 word novel!

Believe me, the novel you wrote was horrible! You can't just put the word "word" in a book 100,000 times and think it will be a great success! It was better for me to rip it than for you to become the laughingstock of the writing world.

You told someone a lie that I sleep upside down like Dracula, and now everyone either thinks I'm a geek or will go after them to bite them!

but you did sleep upside down one night!! I thought always did!!!

you scared me with a fake spider dangled above my bed!!

Who said it was fake?

You forced me to watch Barbie: Fairytopia ALL DAY!

It was either that or watch Muppets and everyone knows Muppets are evil! I was saving you from years of mental and physical anguish down the road. You should thank me.

You stole my favorite CD!

I didn't have a coaster for my tea, so I used the cd instead!

You walked away with my purse!