Cause I was planning to buy new dice for myself... I'm a big time gambler.

You deleted every email in my inbox! (including some very important ones...)

They were all infected with a virus intent on taking over the world through your computer. What are a few emails in the light of saving the whole world?

You destroyed my favorite pair of jeans!

Buahahaahahahaahhahahahahahahahahah .

You totally killed Bella! (YES, NOW THE STORY ENDS)

I knew it would make you happy

you broke my DVD player!!

Someone evil secretly put plans to take over the world on it, and he wanted them. I overheard his plans to burn the owner of the DVD player's house and to steal the DVD player, so I broke the DVD player, because he said something about a tracking device on the DVD player, and that he was going to use a device to receive the signal from the tracking device the day he was going to pull off his plans. I was saving you!

You helped someone evil!

He deceived me into thinking that he was good.

You did not keep your dentist appointment last week.

My teeth magically healed themselves.

You poured lava on my head.

Well you're the one who volunteered to play volcano.

You left me behind and went on vacation without me!

Well I was only protecting my head from the same fate of Digs... My hair is hard enough to handle without lava in it!

You got silly string in my hair!

You only had a small amount of hair, and you said you wanted more hair. I just wanted you to have some temporary hair while you wait for real hair to grow. I have some silly string removal spray, if you would like it for when your hair is done growing.

You dropped a boulder on my head, and then laughed a evil laugh!

That was payback for spraying silly string in Wolf's hair! And it wasn't an evil laugh, I was just laughing because you looked funny with that boulder on your head...

You caused 4 tons of rock to come crashing down on my house, utterly destroying it! (obviously...)

The termites living in your house were plotting to eat you in your sleep.

You put poison on my oatmeal!

It wasn't poison. The milk just happened to have poison in it, I didn't know! Besides, it's not deadly poison, it's ant poison! (The kind used to kill ants, not the kind from ants.)

You put ant poison in the milk I poured on DiGoRyKiRkE's oatmeal!

OH NO!! the poison wasn't meant for DiGs!! it was meant for this cat I hate!!

you left my markers out all night with the caps off and now they are all dried up!!

maybe now you'll stop drawing all over my walls

You cut my hair in my sleep!!!!