I had this dreadful nightmare that he became alive and attacked me, so I decided dispose of him, incase it actually happened.

You threw my MP3 player off a cliff!!!

It had the worst songs imaginable on it! It deserved what it got!

You hit me in the head with a boomerang!

Sorry I was trying to hit that giant dragon that's right behind you, by the way he looks like he's hungry.

You released a dangerous starving dragon into the village!

It wasn't me! It was someone dressed up in a costume that looked like me! I live in the village as well, and it burned down my house first, so I'm the one who is most unhappy about it.

You told the dragon to burn down my house first!

he was about to kill me so I said the first thing that came to mind!! ( )

you squished my pet beetle!!

Beetles don't live very long lives, so I decided to shorten its life for you now instead of you dealing with all the agony later.

You saw someone steal my awesome virtual pet and didn't do anything!

It wasn't yours, remember? You thought it was a stray, and kept it. However, it actually was someone else's virtual pet that it's owner allowed to wander around outside. He then realized too late that the pet had wandered too far away, and once he found out you had it, he took it back. He left a note though.

After I rebuilt my house, you fired a giant laser cannon at it to destroy it!

I was testing it out so we can use it on the Dancing Lawn Lions.

You sicked the tickle monster on me!

Cause you sicked him on me, remember? When you cross me, you must expect payback!

You broke my new flat screen TV!

There was a ginormous poisonous spider on it!

You didn't turn up at the movie theater for the movie you wanted to see with me!

my car broke down!! sorry!!

you left me out in the rain and wouldn't let me in your house!!

You were soaking wet, and I just got new carpet installed! I wasn't about to let you drip all over it.

You stole my good luck charm at my sleepover!

It had a time bomb attached to it, and it was going to go off in five minutes. I took it outside, took the bomb off, and then forgot to give it back. Sorry! I'll give it back using my teleporter.

You put a time bomb on TheGentleWarrior's good luck charm when you knew I was the only one awake, making me have to take it outside, remove the time bomb, and return it to him a few days later when I remember that I didn't remember to return it!

You know I don't believe in luck, I wanted to get rid of it so she could see her luck hadn't changed.

You weighted my dice so they always land on 1!

Weighted? I accidentally broke the dice, and part way through me putting them back together, I took a break to eat a banana. Part of the banana fell into the dice, and they happened to fall in just the right way to weight them so that they always landed on one! Sorry! I'll get you new dice soon...

You stole all of my money just so that I can't get Dinode new dice!