Because you just said you like to smell people's shirts! 
You left the freezer open and all the ice cream melted!
"Of course we've got to find him (if we can). That's the nuisance of it. It means a search party and endless trouble. Bother Eustace." ~ Caspian, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Sig: lover of narnia
Posted : July 10, 2010 11:42 am
*checks watch* And it took exactly 37 mins and 18 sec to melt while still in the freezer. 
Thanks for letting me use your ice cream for my experiment! *waves while trotting out the door*
Why did you splash coffee all over my laptop!? Listen to it splutter now! It's ruined!!!
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There is no such thing as a Painless Lesson
Posted : July 10, 2010 11:45 am
The cat did it, not me!
I let you borrow my favorite ring and you lost it!
Posted : July 10, 2010 1:54 pm
Sorry... I had to get it remove because it was cutting off my blood flow. The doctor wouldn't give it back!
Why did you pour this milk down my back?
memento mori
Posted : July 10, 2010 3:34 pm
Oh this is milk? I meant it to be water! You were sleeping during the concert so I wanted to wake you up
Why did you rip my favorite shirt?
Loyal supporter of Caspian/Susan.
NW Family: Aunty Vi, LadyC, Rose, Chloe
Secret Order of the Swoosh.
Keeper of the Secret Magic
L6
Posted : July 10, 2010 4:44 pm
I thought it would be nice if I could have half of it, so I divided it in two! Now we can share.
You shredded my library card!
av by dot
Posted : July 10, 2010 5:13 pm
I thought it was mine. Why was it in my wallet?
You almost pushed me off the cliff!
Long Live King Caspian & Queen Liliandil Forever!
Jill+Tirian! Let there be Jilrian!
Posted : July 10, 2010 7:05 pm
Your my worst enemy. I have to get rid of you somehow.
Your poured water into my milk!
"You, Will Scarlet, are strong, and true, and you fight for what you believe in. And that is why I love you."
Posted : July 11, 2010 8:35 am
No I didn't... your milk was warm, so I put ice in it. Not my fault that the ice melted.
You promised to meet me at the mall, but you never showed up!
"Of course we've got to find him (if we can). That's the nuisance of it. It means a search party and endless trouble. Bother Eustace." ~ Caspian, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Sig: lover of narnia
Posted : July 11, 2010 9:52 am
My car broke down and I had forgotten my cell phone.
You spilled ink on my best shirt!
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Posted : July 11, 2010 10:16 am
Sorry, I'm really clumsy. I'll buy you another one if you want me to.
You burned my script!
"You, Will Scarlet, are strong, and true, and you fight for what you believe in. And that is why I love you."
Posted : July 11, 2010 11:03 am
I didn't like it
you spilled paint all over my new shoes!
NW sister - wild rose ~ NW big sis - ramagut
Born in the water
Take quick to the trees
I want all that You are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EADBC57vKfQ
Posted : July 11, 2010 11:59 am
Your shoes are so dull that I thought they could use a little color!
You scribbled all over my masterpiece!
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Posted : July 11, 2010 5:10 pm
I thought you told me to color it in for you? 
Why do you have the music up so loud?! I can hear this from miles.
Long Live King Caspian & Queen Liliandil Forever!
Jill+Tirian! Let there be Jilrian!
Posted : July 11, 2010 5:33 pm
I just turned it on and didn't know the volume level was up so high.
Why are the dishes not washed yet?
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Posted : July 12, 2010 4:26 am