Because the Aslan one I gave you is much cooler.

Why did you spray paint my car?

Because its paint is rusty and old, and I thought I could save money by spray painting it, than taking the car to a shop and having it done by someone else for me.

Why are you wearing my raincoat?

it's raining outside and I don't want to get wet and I don't have a rain coat

why are you watching a movie when it's a good day outside?

I've been outside playing soccer all morning, now I'm resting.

Why did you let the dog back in the house after he ran through the mud??

I love to see the little paw prints all over the floor--they are so cute!!!!

Why didn't you clean up the little muddy paw prints?

Cause I wanted to get a copy of them first. By pressing a piece of paper into them...they are so cute

Why did you play really loud music when I was trying to sleep?

Sleep? It's three in the afternoon!

Why did you take the top off the blender while it was blending? Now we have banana smoothie all over the ceiling!

I couldn't find the top anywhere to your blender so I used a towel over it.

I just bought the paper for the business computer and you scribbled on all of them?!

My younger sister wanted to draw some pictures for me, so I let her use the paper that you put next to the box of markers.

Why are you nailing that block into the coffee table?

I wanted to see how deep the nails would go

what are you doing with the hair dryer over the pool? you'll electrocute yourself!

I am conducting an important scientific experiment. This could be a little dangerous, so stand back if you don't want to get hurt.

You scribbled all over my dictionary!

I was on the phone and needed to write something down and your dictionary was the only thing handy, then I got bored with the conversation so I started doodling. Aren't they pretty doodles though?

You called me and then hung up on me!

I was just calling to see if your phone was disconnected. Once you picked up, that answered my question!

You woke me up at three in the morning!

You told me to wake you up whenever your favorite TV show came on. It's obviously on at 3 in the morning.

Why did you blindfold me and push me off of the diving board?

Because Medusa was coming for you on a flying surfboard, so before she took of her sunglasses (from Percy Jackson) I blindfolded you and me (why else would I do that?!) and accidentally pushed you into the pool, because the diving board was slippery.

Why are you eating canned dog food?!