I fixed it to blend in with the paint on the house. Pink is pretty.

I know I said I needed to get rid of my computer when I get a new one. I don't have a new one yet so why did you throw it out of the window?!

You had a whole colony of Trojan horses on that thing. Throwing it out the window was a good way to get rid of them and make sure you didn't use the computer.

You put real juice, not sugar water, in the hummingbird feeder and now there's no juice for breakfast!

Sorry. The hummingbirds were thirsty, so I decided to give them the very best.

You didn't mow the grass!

The Lawn mower is broke.

Why did you text me five times at 4:00 in the morning?

I had a lot to tell you and it wasn't 4am where I am!

You broke my camera!

Sorry, I didn't mean to take a picture of myself.

You lost my phone!

I didn't lose it! I can tell you exactly what drain it fell down

So I found your snake in my pillow. Care to explain?

I don't have a real snake. I placed a rubber one in your pillow. I guess it scared you

Why did you pop my dog on the nose?! He didn't do anything wrong!

He was glaring at me and showing his teeth!

you ate my candy bar.

I was so hungry and it was chocolate and well...sorry. I'll buy you another one.

You ate my pancakes!

Well....They were there on the counter, on the plate and they didn't have your name on them so I ate them. Sorry

You picked the flowers in my garden!

They're for Mom! It's her birthday and I didn't have time to go to the store and buy her some.

Why did you turn off the air conditioning?

It's like an igloo in here! Never mind the extremely hot weather, I'm freezing.

You stole my superhero cape. Now I can't save the world.

I was going to give it back after you acknowledged the warning "Cape does not enable flight or special power"

Why did you color on my glasses?

I thought you needed a set of rose-coloured glasses.

There's a rhino in the back garden!