It was stuck playing that horrible ringtone again! I had to shut it up!!!

Why did you scatter my clean clothes all over the room?

That wasn't me, it was the clean clothes scatterer, he's visiting our part of town. You can't see him you can't feel him, he just comes scatters clean clothes and leaves

You unpacked all my things, I had just gotten them to fit nicely in the bag

You don't need ten different sets of clothes when we're only going to be gone for four days. I needed somewhere to fit my straightener.

Why did you switch my shampoo and conditioner with milk?!

April Fools!

why did you break the window?

It's part of my science experiment. I'm trying to figure out how big a rock has to be in order to break a window!

You read my mail!

Well I thought it looked really official so I wanted to make sure it was nothing bad. Don't worry, it wasn't important

Why are all the chairs missing one leg?

Some aliens came in their spaceship and took one leg from each chair to experiment on.

You woke me up from my nap!

Oh! You're awake??!!! (hides the bag of chips, slips stack of DVDs under couch cushion) Uh...um...we, ah, we're so sorry to have woken you up...uh...why are there so many candy wrappers and chips lying around, you asked? Uh..um...I don't know...well, ah, um...

I was leaning my head on your shoulder and you jerked so hard I toppled off and hit my head and now I have a big bump!

Because I was already asleep from being bored and you startled me.

Its been 8 months since your dog has not been bathed. Why is that?

It is such a hassel to bathe him. If you don't like the way he smells you can bathe him yourself.

Why did you cut my hair in my sleep???!!!

Well, you see, we were doing a reenactment of the life of Samson for Vacation Bible School and you were just sitting right there taking a nap, and I got a bit carried away...

You turned my math homework in to your Physics class!

You shouldn't have left it on my desk! Besides, math, physics, what's the difference?

You "borrowed" my favorite book and lost it!

I didn't lose it... it's still in my room, I hid it because I loved it so much!

Why are there sardines all over the counter?

Why do you always blame me! you're the one who has a cat!

you burned my toast!

I told you I couldn't cook! Not even toast!

You drank all the tea!