It had a rip in it already; I thought I would help it along.

You just threw a water balloon at the baby!

Oh dear, in reality I was aiming at my sister who was right beside him, I guess I missed (You're the one who dared me to do it with my eyes closed)

You misplaced my special medicine, now what am I going to do

I didn't misplace it, I just put it away. It didn't belong in the middle of your bedroom floor!

You let the dog eat my cake!

the cake was going bad! I did you a favor!

why did you leave a goat in my room? he's eating my clothes!

That was your room? I thought it was the barn...

Why did you hang up the phone right in the middle of my good story?

I didn't it ran out on battery.

Why did you break my window with a pebble?!

I need sound effects for my radio show, but your window was too weak! I need a "ping" sound, not a "crash" sound. Thanks for your wimpy windows...

You spilled super-sweet coffee on my dog and now he's all sticky!!

I tripped over him.

You ate off of my plate!

I was still hungry and I already finished my dinner

you punched me? why?

Black one! It's a VW bug

why did you tear out the carpet?

So that we could have hardwood floors instead - they're fun to slide on!

Oh, where is my hairbrush??

Oh, the dog thought it was a bone and dropped it in the toilet. Don't know why.

Aaah!!! Why the heck did you throw that cake in my face!!!

You said you were allergic to bees. there was one flying by your face and I thought it would ignore stinging you if I did so.

Why did you brush the dogs teeth with my toothbrush?!

I didn't have any other toothbrushes handy and the dog's breath--whew! They needed a cleaning!

You didn't clean up your mess after you cooked dinner!

I was going to, sorry. I just couldn't resist running through the sprinkler for a few minutes.

Why did you lie to me about your cat having fleas? You placed her on my couch too!