I thought Rover would be interested in reading it too!

Ow! You stomped on my toe!

I'm sorry, I'm a klutz. And you were the one that insisted on trying to teach me to dance!

You threw away my favorite shirt!

I was planning to buy you a better one.. but never got around to it..

You forgot about my birthday!

I didn't forget, I just wanted to make you think I forgot so you would be more surprised when I gave you your present...tomorrow...

You go tomato sauce on my new dress!

Oops! You stepped right in the way when the can of sauce slipped from me hand. Sorry

You scratched my Prince Caspian DVD!!

Sorry. When you watch a DVD that much, it's bound to get scratched.

Why is there cereal all over the kitchen floor?

Well, if I'm going to all the trouble of getting my floors clean enough to eat off of, I might as well.

You left a banana peel on the floor! Don't you realize how dangerous that can be?

I've heard about people slipping on banana peels but I've never actually seen it happen. I wanted to see if it actually worked or if it was just some joke someone invented with no basis in fact.

Why don't you like anything I suggest you wear?

Well, no offense, but you haven't the slightest sense of fashion or even congruity- at least, for what I wear. Plus, your favorite patterns look wonderful on you, but I look terrible and odd in the sets of clothes you choose for me. Although, perhaps your suggestions are intended to make me look foolish....

P.S. No offense intended, really. This is an abridged version of an argument I had with someone, and I thought it was funny...

You stare at my nose all throughout class and always give me a funny face whenever I try to get you to stop. Why do you keep giving me creepy looks?

P.S. Someone actually does this as well. I'd really like to know the answer.

because you have a moth in your hair

why are you standing in the back yard with a curling iron?

So I can curl my hair and get a tan at the same time!

You got peanut butter all over my keyboard, and now the keys are sticky!

My simple excuse is that I love peanut butter with a passion. Dont worry I'll clean it with lysol.

Why did you throw eggs on my car?

Oh, that was your car? Oops...

You spelled my name wrong!

I'm your mother! Of course I can spell your name how I want to.

You're a whole 2 hours late for our meeting!

No, you are just 2 hours early

You ripped up my favorite stuffed animal