A ferret. Ever seen one.

Why are you my best friend if you criticize me all the time?

what are friends for?

you ran over that skunk on the road! how could you be so cruel?

Hey! I'm only saving the tomatoes from having to take away the smell!

You just attacked Brad Pitt!! Why??

Well... I don't know it's all a blur when i saw him coming round the corner. Are you sure that was me? I remembered passing out.

You almost ran over the Narnia cast! Why?

I fainted when I saw them all and lost control of my car!

You are wearing my favorite pair of earrings that I was planning on wearing today!

Oh, uh....you were going to wear those? Well, they do match my dress perfectly, you can't deny that!

What are you doing with my handkerchief?

I'm playing Lucy in the school play... I need to rehearse.

Why did you make my mom's car explode?!

What are you talking about? I heard a boom and I rushed over to see if you were okay.

Why did you rip up my Narnia poster?

I didn't mean to. i was trying to take it down because I got you a bigger version of it.

Why did you blow the dust in my face?

Because I was trying to make you fly. Think of a Wonderful thought

Why is there a horse and buggy standing where my car was?

I thought it was time you went green

You were crying on the last day of school. Why?

I'm crying tears of joy!

You jumped all over my fabric I was going to use for a cape!

I didn't jump all over it. I was running over it with an iron and I tripped so I had to do some leaping. (Think Amelia Bedelia)

You let the air out of all of the tires on my car.

that's your car? I thought it was the guy's next door.....I was going to play a prank on him!

you sat on the potato chip bag and now all of the chips are crumbs!

Potato chips are bad for your health, in reality I was only doing you a favor

I lent you me favorite book and you returned it to me in pieces!