Because I love to paint and I thought that was your favorite color! (Okay, it was the only color I had, but I thought you at least liked the color!)

You let the printer run out of ink!

But it was for a good purpose, I printed out a whole bunch of coloring pages for the kids that I'm currently babysitting

You let a stranger into the house!

He looked safe.

You stole my iPod.

Is that what it was? I'm sorry, I thought it was a Gameboy. No wonder Mario Bros. wouldn't fit into it.

Why is the piano out of tune?

I took the cover off and tried to play the strings like a harp.....

you dropped my cell phone off a cliff!

I was scared because while I was talking on it two rattlesnakes were after me so when I took off it must of dropped.

Why did you leave your glass of wine where the baby could clearly get to it?

it wasn't wine, it was grape juice! We just like to drink it out of pretty glasses!

You ate the last 2 pieces of my cold pizza that I was saving for breakfast!

I have told you and told you to put your name on things if you don't want other people to eat them.

You stole my essay and turned it in as yours.

You used better vocab than me!

You let the refrigerator door open.

Well, you're the one who said we couldn't get an air conditioner... I'm just trying to stay cool!

Why is there permanent marker all over the wall?!

I ran out of paint and at least the maker matches... a little.

Why did you spill Dr. Pepper all over my 600$ dress?!

When I was walking toward you to say "hi!," I was carrying my Dr. Pepper and I tripped over a cord that was on the floor, and the next thing I know, my Dr. Pepper is all over your dress!

You bent all the pages over in my Voyage of the Dawn Treader book!

I only bent down the ones I liked...

You rearranged my bookshelf so they are all out of order!

They are in order, just a new order, a better one

I lent you my sewing machine and you broke it!

I didn't do it on purpose!

What is that furry thing sleeping on my bed?