To keep me company, of course.

Want to explain why there are socks all over my floor?

Because you took me special baby blue ones. Where are they?!

Why are you burning my Narnia books!??

I thought they were twilight books.

why are you using my toothbrush?

This is your toothbrush? I thought it was a spare one and mine was in my luggage, which got shipped off to Timbuktu by mistake.

Why is there a trail of bottled milk all over the house?

Well it's not actually bottled milk, you see. There was this cow... At least I fixed the hole in the wall

Why is there a bucked of dry ice under my bed? It's created a fog in my room.

Oh that, never mind it, just pretend that it's not there, it's just a science experiment that I'm conducting, and so far it is working (I hope )

You hacked into my email account and read all my emails!!!!

Yes, but there was nothing interesting there that I could blackmail you with!

You took my dog!

I just wanted to dress it up in a ballerina outfit and take pictures.....I was going to bring him back!

you dropped a boulder on the TV set!

I did not! I could never lift that humongous thing. Maybe the giant behind you did it.

You popped all of the party balloons!

Well I waited till after the party. Plus it's fun.

Why are you walking in a rainy thunderstorm without a simple umbrella?

Because it's more fun to get wet and my umbrella was struck by lighting last week.

Why did you throw a rock through my window?

I was trying to practice being Romeo from Shakespeare's play!

Why did you scribble in my note book?

I wanted to make you ask me a question.

Where did you put my wallet?!

Did you only notice it was gone now? I threw it away ages ago....

Why didn't you answer the PM I sent you three weeks ago?

I couldn't think of anything to say.

Why is my bedroom painted black???