It was infested by termites. Of course we had to set it on fire in the backyard. 
I open up my home to you for a few days before you go back to your home and already you are raiding my personal belongings in my own room!?
Long Live King Caspian & Queen Liliandil Forever!
Jill+Tirian! Let there be Jilrian!
Posted : May 29, 2010 9:19 pm
you said, "Make youreself at home!"
why are you throwing trash out the window?
NW sister - wild rose ~ NW big sis - ramagut
Born in the water
Take quick to the trees
I want all that You are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EADBC57vKfQ
Posted : May 30, 2010 3:14 am
Because there is so much trash and junk in this room that I can't find the trash can or get to the door.
You left the closet door open and the cat got in and played with all of clothes and now many of them are snagged and have holes in them.
NW sister to Movie Aristotle & daughter of the King
Posted : May 30, 2010 5:41 am
We have a cat?
You dropped the watermelon and smashed it!
Mark my words, someday I will think of something brilliant to put in my sig.
Posted : May 30, 2010 9:06 am
Actually, I used a sledgehammer--just call me Gallagher!
You left your peacock in my backyard!
Love God, love people
Topic starter
Posted : May 30, 2010 9:08 am
You left your gate open! Besides, it's not my peacock; it's my great aunt's birthday present.
I asked you to paint the fence two weeks ago and it's still not done!
Narniaweb sister to Pattertwig's Pal
Posted : May 30, 2010 11:45 am
You never gave me any paint.
What happened to the dryer? Now its only making everything wetter
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : May 30, 2010 3:08 pm
It's too hot to have dry clothes, so we've decided to keep our clothes wet all the time.
Why is there a large rubber beetle sitting on my desk?
Posted : May 30, 2010 4:37 pm
Surprise!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Someone told me you were an insect fan, I can't seem to remember who though)
I thought you said you were babysitting, where are all the kids!!!
always be humble and kind
Posted : May 31, 2010 5:47 am
Duh! They're sitting on me! Help!
By the way, what have you done with my coloring books?
Movie Aristotle, AKA Risto
Posted : May 31, 2010 7:12 am
Oh, those were yours? I colored all the pages and then I threw them away!
You dumped out my glass of milk I just poured!
Love God, love people
Topic starter
Posted : May 31, 2010 7:49 am
It was poisoned. I saved your life!
What did you do with all the towels??
av by dot
Posted : May 31, 2010 8:33 am
Well, you see while you were gone this robber came with a gun. He threatened me that if I didn't give him all the towels he would kidnapp me. Did I have a choice??
Um...why are you in the refrigerator?
Founder of the Exploring Narnia Club (PM me to join)
Member of the Dragon Club
Posted : May 31, 2010 9:11 am
The air conditioning is broken and the freezer is too cold, so I climbed into the refrigerator.
You didn't put the blender together right and when I tried to use it the ingredients got all over the place.
NW sister to Movie Aristotle & daughter of the King
Posted : May 31, 2010 11:31 am
It's not my fault! Someone stole the manual!
Why did your rob the bank?
Posted : May 31, 2010 12:00 pm