Your style is so amazing and unique, who wouldn't want to copy it?

You lost one of my earrings that I let you borrow!

I didn't, you know that the hunted house we came out of there's a ghost that collects earrings in there.

Why did you tear up my desk?!

I was looking for my stapler you borrowed last week.

Why is there milk all over the floor?

I was trying to juggle a milk jug and it spilled.....

you got glue on my new shirt!

Well a seam was coming out, and we didn't have the time to sew it up.

You tangled all my yarn!

Well it's only half as tangled now as when I got it back from the cat.

Why is there a golden train spike on my bookshelf?

Don't you remember? It was given to me by my grandfather and I wanted you to have it!

You didn't call me!

I dropped my cell phone in the lake... and a fish ate it.

This room still isn't painted!

That's because I still can't decided on what color to paint it or maybe I should paint it several colors ... no that might be too busy. See I have a problem with decisions.

Why did it take you an hour to get a book from your locker?

I forgot the combination and had to run to the store to get some dynamite.

Care to explain how those footprints got on the ceiling?

I stuck sticks in my shoes and 'walked' them up the wall, but I forgot to get the mud of the soles first.....

you put sand in my sandwhich!

It's a new trend, I thought you would like it! It adds some crunchiness to sandwiches!

You ate my smores!

Those were yours? Are you sure? They didn't look like they belonged to anybody.

You still haven't mowed the lawn.

Well, I was busy with some... extracurricular activities. Such as... video games and a really good movie.

Why are the cherries sour?

Ocean Spray is trying a new flavor and I'm testing. I was too afraid to taste them so I gave them to you. I'll write down "sour" for you.

Who thought it was a good idea to burn the dried up Christmas tree in the backyard and why? There was black smoke half way down the block!!