It's ok, you'll survive. (Nobody died from not eating cereal...yet)

Where are all my books!!!

Under my bed, where I usually put them every night...

What are you doing wearing my jacket?

You're the one who thought it would be a good idea to save money by turning down the heat in here!

You drank all the milk!

I'm so sorry! I thought I was a kitten!

You took my glasses off me - I can't see!

I just took them to clean them, hold on a minute and I'll give them back

It's the middle of the night! Why are you blaring Beethoven's 9th on the whole neighborhood?!

I wanted to try them on

you ripped the side off the shed!

This shed is coming apart anyways. i needed something for the hole in my roof for a while so I'm putting it in good use

Why do you still have dial up for your computer?

Is there something better?

Why did you tell the professor I cheated?

oh, um, I would NEVER do that! *mumbles under breath*unless you got a better score then I did because you cheated.

howcome you poisoned my food!!

Because I felt like it... didn't it add a whole new other flavor?

You broke my umbrella!

It wasn't my fault. It was raining and I was using it. I needed to climb up on a wall to take a picture. I didn't want my camera to get wet so I climbed up with the umbrella. A big gust of wind came and I fell off. The umbrella broke. I managed to keep the camera safe though.

I told you to watch my computer while it was scaning so that cat didn't mess with it. Now I have a ton of error messages and it says sweaGHWA:HGn

All things considered, I don't think your cat wanted to have a picture of it with "I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?" stapled to it scanned into the computer in the first place.

The person you set me up on a blind date with was my sister!

I didn't know your sister, so how could I know?

you played a game that sent us into outer space!

You're the one who said that Zathura sounded like an interesting game to play!

I lent you my diamond tiara and you left it at the party!

That's because I loaned it to a disinherited princess, at least she SAID she was, and when I looked for her later she was nowhere to be found....I found it for sale in a pawn shop, and am saving up to buy it back!!

You've been copying my clothing style!!