It doesn't like anyone but me. Sorry

Why did you cross in front of the moving truck?! Don't you realize you could have been killed!

But I wasn't. shouldn't you be happy instead of scolding me?

Why did you open my Never-Removed-From-Box china doll?

Because it wanted to be played with!

Why did he move to Timbuktu?

He thought it would be cool to have an address in Timbuktu!

You gave me your cold!

Told you to stay away from me!

You ate my debbie cake!!!! How dare you eat my debbie cake!

I was hungry and you left the room

you broke my Skillet CD!

I couldn't help it, I needed to smash something!

You stole my favorite scarf!

I was so freezing cold and when I saw your warm scarf I couldn't help myself and took it.

You used my computer and now there are a ton of viruses on it!!!

What can I say? I'm a genius at inventing computer viruses!

You ate my potted plant!

You're the one who's saying I need to eat a more balanced diet.

You lost the remote. Again.

I didn't lose it, I merely put it at a place I can't remember at the moment.

You've melted all the butter!

Yeah it's for the popcorn I made.

You walked three miles to my house without wearing shoes, why?

The only shoes I had were my extremely fuzzy slippers. Shoes are overrated anyway!

You startled me awake in the middle of the best dream ever!

Well, I wanted to tell you about the best dream ever I had just had!

You let the water run over the bathtub and now the bathroom's flooded!

Sorry. I got carried away playing games on NarniaWeb.

You forgot to get milk at the grocery store and now I can't have my cereal tomorrow morning!