Seriously. the acid really won't alter remove stains

A B S O L V E D

Anna Beatrice Smith obviously likes Vincent Edward Davidson.

(No, those aren't actual people as far as I know. I just put random names that came to mind.)

B L A C K C A T

Before lactic acid causes ketoacidosis, call another technician.

N U R S E S O K

Never underestimate running seagulls eating sour orange kimchi

A B S O R B E D

Accommodating big smelly ogres requires buying endless deodorant.

P R O M O T E D

Please remember: obnoxiously monotonous otters train every day.

N S C I E N C E

Never seat cross intelligent entities near Calormen eagles.

P E T I T I O N

Puddleglum extinguished the insidious trance in one nanosecond.

F E L L O W E S

Friendly, excited, little llama only wear emerald shorts

B I L L I A R D

Buses in London load in areas requiring drivers.

G O N E H O M E

Generally, one never expects his own madhouse emptied.

O V E R C A S T

Only very eager, red cats always sit there

N E W Y E A R S

Never eat wet, yellow elderberries after red strawberries

C O N C E R T S

Curious otters never chew eight red table settings

D R E A M I N G

Don't read every angry message in new groups

U M B R E L L A