Imaginary eagles actively think someone omits under pants.

C H R I S T E V

Christmas has really involved some terrific ethical values.

W N T I R L M O

When newts try icing rice, ladies move over.

M A D R I G A L

Mad ants dig 'round in giant applesauce lids.

M R P A T C H Y

Mice run past archers that continue hunting you.

S K Y W O L F Z

Superpowered killer yaks will often lick fiery zippers!!!

S N O W Y O W L

Singing Narnian owls whoosh yonder over white landscapes.

H O B I T D W A

Here, outside, big intelligent dogs wear amplifiers.

T R U M P K I N

Trespassers ran under many purple kids in nests.

C L A W S D I G

Candied lemons are wildly sour, disgustingly icky-gooey.

Y E A R S E N D

Your eagles are rightfully singing every new ditty.

S P O R T I N G

Swimming pools of rotten tapioca is not good

B U G S P R A Y

Bulging unicorns get sprayed peacefully, rattling aardvarks yellow.

C H A M P I O N

Chattering hairy arachnids make perfectly innocuous owl noises.

C R A Z Y K I D

Colorful rainbow aardvarks zipped your knitted indigo dungarees.

S T O C K I N G