You can, but you have to play every single one at once... in the middle of the street, in the middle of the night.

I wish my bed would make itself.

Your bed makes itself, but then it makes it impossible to unmake it and sleep under the blankets. So, you have to sleep on top of the blankets and you catch a cold.

I wish I had a pet dolphin!

You do, but shortly after, your dolphin develops severe homesickness and needs to be released back into the wild.

I wish that I was an amazing chef.

You are now an amazing chef, but you are also broke because you keep buying expensive ingredients and your budget does not support this habit.

I wish to sell my ideas for new cars to reputable manufacturers and make lots of money.

You can, but the manufacturers botch everything, and you end up losing everything in lawsuits.

I wish I had a magic wand (that worked)

You receive a magic wand from your [previously unknown] fairy godmother, but she forgets to tell you how to use it and your magic always goes wrong in some way involving monkeys...

I wish for a really big new bookstore in my town!

You do, but they only have one book.

I wish I could see the world.

You get to take a trip all around the world, but on your last stop the cruise ship you are on sinks. (But do not worry, you didn't drowned!)

I wish I could fly on a dragon.

You can ride on a dragon...fly. And let me tell you, it doesn't end well.

I wish I was a member of the Avengers.

You become a member of the Avengers, but Loki kills you.

I wish I could fly.

You can fly, but end up turning into a bug with a very short lifespan at the same time.

I wish I could make rain.

You can make it rain, but you can't make it stop.

I wish I could jump over my house.

You are able to jump over your house and every house, until you come to sky scraper. You land on the top and can't get down.

I wish I could go into space.

You go into space, but you can't come back. I hope you packed a lot of food and a good camera and a way to send back the fabulous pictures you'll get of the furthest reaches of the galaxy!

I wish to be invisible.

You become invisible, but everyone forgets that you ever existed.

I wish I could read a whole book every minute.