you get your wish, but now never have a moment peace with publishers bugging you all the time for new novels, your phone ringing 24/7 from fans, you inbox always full and you have no privacy because people want to come see you and get an aughtograph or interview from you

I wish I could fly to the moon

You will, but unfortunately said moon will be a model made out of blue cheese in a kindergarten class.

I wish I could get The Avengers DVD.

You can get it, but you have to wait three years because it gets lost in the mail

I wish I had some chickens

You get some but they are featherless and unfortunately lay no eggs.

I wish I could own a movie costume.

Someone sends you one, but when it arrives in the mail, you accidentally rip it while opening the package.

I wish I owned a fancy estate...

You own a fancy estate but it is in the middle of the swamp surrounded by alligators and is rumored to be haunted.

I wish I could own a pet fruit bat.

You get it, but it eats all of your food so you have to send it back.

I wish I could fly an airplane.

You can, but you crash in it.

I wish I could meet fictional characters.

~Riella

You can, but it turns you into a fictional character, too.

I wish I could take a nap.

You do, but you get bad dreams.

I wish I would win a sports car in the lottery.

You win a sports car, but it does not run.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

You can, but you may only do so with gills, which consequently turns you into a fish.

I wish that I could fly.

You can fly, but not the kind that means you can lift off of the ground, the kind where you can run.

I wish that the summer mini-games would take longer to end.

They take longer, but they don't end, and soon you get bored.

I whish I had a silk pillowcase

You get a silk pillowcase... with the silkworms still attached

I wish I had chocolate fudge