You can teleport, but you can't leave your game.

I wish more people liked the movie Bolt.

Congrats, now everyone on NarniaWeb loves Bolt! But now they all hate Narnia!

I wish more people were on NarniaWeb.

There are so many people on NarniaWeb that the website can't handle all the posts. People get upset because they try to respond to a game post but other people are posting at the same time so the games are all messed up. All the mods need to take care of the G&B and neglect the other threads, leaving messy and grammatically incorrect posts, which drives all the grammar geeks (and there are a lot on NW) crazy and they can't handle it so they all leave NW, leaving the website with only 42 members.

I wish My Little Pony could be a musical on Broadway.

The MLP musical on Broadway is actually a mash-up of MLP, Twilight, and Invader Zim. Justin Bieber is one of the singers in the musical. And the place is so packed with Bieber and Twilight fans, none of the MLP fans can get in to see it.

I wish they would make a new adaptation of Northanger Abbey.

~Riella

The new movie is scheduled, and not only that, but you are cast as Catherine! However, on reading the top of the script, you find this particular adaptation is going to be called "Northanger Abbey: Zombie Edition". Your heart promptly breaks.

I wish I never had to brush my teeth again.

You never have to brush your teeth again, but only because you end up losing all your teeth.

I wish I had time to bake more often.

You get more time to bake but your oven will only work once a day for only 15 minutes.

I wish I could have perfect vision and not need contacts or glasses again.

Congrats! You are freed of your dependency on glasses and contacts, and your vision is better than perfect! Sadly though, you have become deaf

I wish I was a Marsh wiggle!

You become a Marsh Wiggle, but you're stuck in the city and can't live in a marsh and become very, very uncomfortable.

I wish you could change things in the world as easily as you can change a fictional story.

You can change anything just as easily as you can a fictional story, but because of that, all of life becomes meaningless; and the good parts of life have just as much meaning and reality as the good parts of a fictional book.

I wish I could meet my favorite character from my favorite book.

~Riella

You meet your favorite character from your favorite book, but they hold you responsible for kidnapping them and hate you.

I wish I could whistle.

(Poor tomato! )

You can now whistle; however, that is the only sound you can make out of your mouth. Have fun creating a code so you can communicate with people.

I wish I didn't have to take medications.

You no longer have to take medications, but you will be given injections daily.

I wish I had better muscles and stronger arm joints.

You have better muscles, but you can't run fast any more because your leg muscles weren't affected. You also have stronger arm joints, but now you have weaker leg joints.

I wish that I could make my gadgets faster.

Voilà! You can make your gadgets faster. However, because people don't know how they are used or why they need them, you end up with a garage full of items you can't get rid of, and no extra income. Sorry!

I wish I could get people to stop raving on at me unnecessarily.