You don't ever have to return them unfinished, but you always have to return them overdue.

I wish that I could make this game get posted on more.

You can, by power of a magic spell, but it only lasts for a day before the spell poofs away in a puff of smoke and everything returns to the way it was before.

I wish I could have some ice cream right at this very moment in time.

You get some ice cream right now, but it lands in your lap and splatters all over you.

I wish my programming code would never break.

It doesn't break, however an evil person has discovered it and is using it to take over the world. Since it can't break, you can't stop him

I wish I could afford a horse... (or a reindeer... some sort of riding animal )

You can afford a horse, but it has won the "Least obedient animal of the year award" ten years in a row. Good luck riding it.

I wish that I could type faster.

You can type up to a hundred words per second, but since your hands go so much faster now, your thoughts can't keep up and it's of no use!

I wish I could run very long distances without tiring at all.

You don't tire, but your body still needs tons of energy, so you can't go for more than an hour or two before you need to eat a big meal.

I wish I was better motivated to finish projects once I start them.

You get motivated and finish all your projects, but you become a little too motivated and become a workaholic, working nonestop with little rest

I wish I could learn how to speak French and Spanish

You do learn but when you try to speak either one, every other word is in either Spanish or French instead of just one of the two.

I wish I had more money than I do.

You have more money, but you lose perspective on what's really important.

I wish my alarm clock wasn't acting really weird and not setting properly.

It sets up properly, but now your refrigerator's temperature setting isn't working right, so all of your ice cream melts, your milk goes bad, and your frozen carrots catch on fire (it was heating stuff up instead of cooling them down).

I wish I could make great graphics.

You start making the greatest graphics of all time, but your computer crashes before you save them. And when you try to recover them, you accidentally spill iced tea on your computer, so there's not chance of getting it back. Then you slip on the ice that's on the floor because of the spilled iced tea, hit your head on your desk, and forget all the amazing graphics you made and how to make graphics at all.

I wish I could travel with the Doctor in the TARDIS.

You manage to travel with the Doctor in the TARDIS, but only by stowing away. And when you sneak out at the first stop, the Doctor leaves you behind, and you're stranded on a hostile planet for the rest of your life.

I wish I would understand my coursework better.

You will... it will just take some time and a little hard work on your part which will unfortunately bring on fatigue and tired fingers.

I wish I could understand that which is complicated.

You can now understand all that is complicated, however you can no longer do anything simple anymore in your life. Suddenly, simple has become complicated and complicated has become simple!

I wish I could live along a lovely wooded trail.