You learn how to tap already-made maple syrup with your finger without getting sticky.

I wish I could make a game for the Games & Blogs section of NarniaWeb.

You did, but it was taken down by the mods

I wish my iPod had wifi.

Yes, your Ipod does have WiFi. But only when the organisation where you attend school can make it work, and then after a lot of hops, skips and jumps. And even then there is so much spam coming through the mail, that you'd prefer to listen to music instead.

I wish that all the games on this site would be answered within 24 hours.

They all get answered within 24 hours, but the person responding is a spammer who is posting advertisements for a site that teaches you how to send spam.

I wish that I could post 15 times today without spamming.

You have a horseback lesson, where you successfully post to the trot fifteen times!

I wish for a piece of chocolate.

You're wish is granted, but the chocolate is very old and tastes extremely bitter!

I wish I could go on a long beach vacation and have a home by the shore.

You can, but the house is smaller than a hotel room, as it has: A one-person bed, a TV, a table that has the TV on it (with some extra space on it to place your meals, as well as a chair being on it), and a bathroom. It does it in a very small amount of space, making the room only 3*5 square yards large (not including the bathroom). Also, the beach has really bumpy stones instead of sand, so it's very painful to walk on, even with shoes.

I wish that this game would go on for 100 pages.

The game goes on for 100 pages, but for some reason no one obeys the rules and things get very random, but they just don't stop and keep on going and going

I wish winter would never come

Winter never comes, BUT this means that the cycle of nature is extremely interrupted. All plant life and animal life then die.

I wish that I had a bowl of ice cream.

You get a bowl of fire ice cream. Fire ice cream has the following ingredients: 1 cup of cream, ground pepper instead of sugar and vanilla, 15 crushed jalapenos, 100 crushed peppers, and 10 tbsp. of salt. Hope you like spicy stuff!

I wish I had a cotton candy milkshake (a milkshake with cotton candy flavored ice cream).

You get a large cotton candy milkshake, but it is so very sweet that you can't take a sip of because it makes you sick!

I wish the Olympics didn't end for another month.

Voila! They don't end for another month, but the athletes become overly exhausted and die tragically from overexertion.

I wish that I had some more batteries for my remote control.

You have more batteries than you know what to do with! You try to organize them, but keep getting confused. Was it this pile that was used previously and is destined for the recycling center, or this one? And did the dog and cat running through shift batteries from one pile to another? But--all the batteries fit your remote control.

I wish for a platypus.

But the "platypus" isn't reall so people look at you strange for making up animals.
You wish for Halo 4.

You get Halo 4. But you get it five years after it comes out, so it's already obsolete.

I wish I would never have to return library books unfinished.