You are rich enough, but for whatever reason the world no longer wants to see the Narnia films. So you go bankrupt trying to make the movies without any return and STILL don't get to finish them.

I wish USA would win all the rest of the Gold's in the Olympics.

USA wins every gold medal in the Olympics! This however causes every country to turn against you, and team togther to ban ANYONE with an American citizenship from competing in any other competition for infinity. Enjoy those medals!

I wish I could have a building named after me in New York!

Granted! There is a lovely old library named after you in Napeague, New York. But it will take a bit of work to promote it so that anyone other than the locals hear about it... (I suggest a talented photographer and lots of interesting books... )

I wish I could have a building named after me in Alaska!

You get a building named after you in Alaska, but unfortunately, said building is a jail because you've become the most notorious criminal in all of the North-Eastern hemisphere.

I wish that someone else would "pay" for damage expenses on Chat, or at least police its inhabitants better so that it would only explode once a week.

Well your wish is granted, but that someone is you and in trying to fix the chat, your computer explodes instead

I wish that I could travel to some unknown island and go on a great adventure with a bunch of talking animals, walking trees, thread-killing dragons to destroy a powerful ring

You receive the chance to travel, but your adventure goes very terribly wrong because it is a sticky jungle at monsoon season, with everything wet and rainy and cold and sticky with lots of bugs and mosquitoes and all the animals are hiding from the rain...in the end you have to wait it all out before you can ask a kindly squirrel for directions, but you get lost because everything is all muddy from the rains, until you finally decide this is just too much, throw the ring in a thick mud puddle where it gets sucked down to the bottom and leave it there and go back home to take a shower.

I wish I could fly!!

You get your wish, but that means you have two giant wings attached to your back, and you can't fold them back or do anything with them, you can't fit through doors, your wings knock things over and you get in everyone's way, so your only option is to live in an open field where your wings don't bother anyone else

I wish could breathe under the water

You can breath under water, but therefore you turn into a fish!

I wish I could run as fast as the wind!

BOOM! You can now run as fast as the wind. You can now run approximately 2,000 miles per second!!!! The problem is that you stop instantaneously. Going 2,000 mps - 0 mps in a microsecond is a very dangerous thing to do! The force associated with stopping is so great that all of your organs, bones, and other tissues are hurtled from your body the first time you stop, and you more or less are forced to exist as a dissociated (albeit speedy!!!) blob.

I wish that I could make the best spaghetti in the world!

You can, but no one will eat it because they can't eat other spaghetti after tasting yours.

I wish that NBC would put all of the Olympics events online and make them available to everyone regardless of cable company.

They do, but then civilization as we know it grinds to a halt because everyone is watching the Olympics!

I wish my spelling and grammar to be always perfect.

Granted! But with this superpower comes the super-snobbery of a Grammar Nazi and everyone gets sick and tired of your constant picking. "You forgot to capitalize that sentence." "It is 'you're', not 'your', in that particular instance." "Using a semi-colon there is not appropriate: A colon would be preferable." Etc, etc, etc.

I wish I could stand the insane heat a little better.

You can stand the heat now, but only because your skin no longer recognizes burning-induced pain. And now you can no longer tell when your skin is or isn't being damaged by heated things.

I wish I knew the best decisions to make ahead of time.

~Riella

You always know what the best decision is, but for whatever reason, you're never able to actually act upon it.

I wish I had more time...

You could, but then you wouldn't be able to grow and learn from your mistakes.

I wish I had superpowers.