You can, but you have to pay $1,000,000 to get any form of transportation there, and your car is out of gas, and the gas prices are so high that getting it gas would cost $1,000 per gallon.

I wish I could have five more wishes.

You get five more wishes, but the Narniaweb mods find you out after you post five times in a row, get mad at you and proceed to not only kick you off of the forum, but ban your IP address too, to keep your alter ego, "MonkeyNarnian" from getting onto the forum!

I wish I could talk to horses.

Congratulations, you can now talk to horses! Unfortunately, it turns out horses are rather rude and only say mean things to you.

I wish I had another 1,000 points so I could get an iTunes gift card.

You do! Only now, the iTunes store crashes and you can't download anything. Even worse, it takes months to repair the virus and by then your gift card has expired! (b.t.w Where do you get those points? )

I wish I could find a rare shell washed ashore on the beach.

You find one of the most beautiful and rare shells known to exist - a perfect quanonorgh-waholpah shell. It shimmers like the sea under the moon and seems to glow with it's own inner light! (besides which, not many people can pronounce it correctly) You vow never to part with your new treasure. Unfortunately, when you parents find out the shell is worth $1.2 million, they force you to sell it so you can go to college and they can pay their taxes.

I wish I knew the secret of falling asleep quickly.

The secret of falling asleep quickly turns out to be getting knocked out. It's the quickest way--want to try?

I wish I could drive.

You can drive... a small remote-controlled toy car.

I wish I could replace the smilie with the monkey smilie from the chat.

You replace it - but it also replaces all other smilies you've ever posted here.

I wish there were eight days in the week.

Great news! You find out the next day on tv that the world has decided to add an eighth day to the week! You're overcome with joy until you find out that in order to incorporate eight days into the week, officials are removing the weekends and making the whole week mandatory work! Not only does your sanity start to suffer, but all fairs, zoos, aquariums, parks, and fun places close because everyone is too busy working to go there. Enjoy your wish!

I wish I could have a pet groundhog.

You could, but you would only see him on Groundhog Day and a one day pet isn't much of a companion.

I wish I could go on vacation.

You go on vacation, but while you are gone your house burns down!

I wish for a pet dragon!

You get a pet dragon, much to the annoyance of your viking friends and family...

I wish I could walk on walls and ceilings.

It works! But you fall off after five minutes each time.

I wish I could see LotR: The Return of the King in theaters.

You see it in theaters... and the theater comes crashing to the ground around you.

I wish I could make Howl's Moving Castle into a live action movie.

~Riella

You make it - and it's such a success that the Narnia movie makers realize they can never beat it, and resolve never to try making a Narnia movie again

I wish I was rich enough to finance the Narnia movies on my own.