You can, and soon become friends with it. However, the tame dragon has too many untame dragon friends that dislike you. They threaten you, which makes you too scared to continue hanging out with the tame dragon.

I wish I could fly to the moon.

You can, but unfortunately you hitched a ride with me to save money [see p. 226369], and that added weight is what caused us to go off course and off towards the freezing moons of Pluto.

I wish I could sleep for 12 hours straight.

You do, but it's filled with terrible nightmares, and you never want to go back to sleep after.

I wish I could invent something useful.

You invent a nuclear weapon that is useful for mass destruction, congratulations!

I wish I could type faster...

Sure, but now everything you type is impossible to read because of all the typos.

I wish that a white knight would come and sweep me off my feet...

Upon hearing of your plight, Whiteknight Acquisitions, Inc. (yes, that is a real company) sent one of their janitors to come and literally sweep you off your feet.

I wish I could write a best-selling novel and then travel 100 years in the future to see if anyone still remembers it.

You can, and everybody remembers it! But they remember it as the absolute worst novel ever written. 2112 is apparently a very barbaric place, because they arrest you for crimes against literature, and you are burnt at the stake with a fire fueled by the pages of your own novel. . . ouch.

I wish that my cat could talk.

Incredibly, your cat begins reciting the Gettysburg Address. A neighbor manages to post a video online, and your family immediately becomes a sensation. Your cat is taken away by Men In Black and you miss him/her a lot (at least till they do that 'flashie' thing).

I wish I was an Olympic gymnast.

You are but you only get second place in your event. So close!

I wish I loved eating raw vegetables.

You do, but you suddenly develop an allergy a few weeks later. Not only that, but due to your over-consumption of the aforementioned vegetables, you turn into the world's latest superhero: Broccoli Woman.

I wish I could have a life supply of doughnuts.

You get a life supply alright. So much so, that you get dumptruck loads of doughnuts EVERY DAY, so many that you can't eat through them fast enough and even after desperately opening a doughnut franchise across the US to compensate for it, you still end up getting smothered under the doughnut mountain in front of your house.

I wish I had large ice rink in my backyard!

You get a large ice rink for your back yard. Unfortunately it is an outdoor one and the temperatures don't stay below freezing long enough to get a good layer of ice.

I wish I had a teaching job for this coming school year.

You do, but your class is terrible and will not listen to you or obey you no matter what you and the principal try. Also, there is gum stuck to your shoe from one of your students.

I wish I had a job lined up for after graduation.

You get a seemingly great job, but hardly earn any money and have to work every single day of the week, with no time off for vacations or anything else for that matter.

I wish I could run as fast as a cheetah.

Granted. However, as you might have learned, cheetahs can only maintain their extremely-fast sprint speed for a short period of time, after which they oftentimes have to rest for up to a half-hour before being able to move again. Hope you don't plan on running long distances for the rest of your life...

I wish I could meet you.