Water boils at 70 degrees F. So it boils much faster, but every mammal dies because our blood is at boiling temperature.

I wish science didn't keep making things impossible to do.

It doesn't, but the whole universe ends from a time paradox that happened because of a mad scientist in the future time-traveling to the past at a time before he was born and killing his father.

I wish that thinking of funny wishes to post on this game was easier...

You're able to think of funnier wishes, but then no one's able to come up with a good way to corrupt it! Thus, a perfectly good thread dies. *removes cap for a moment of silence*

I wish I could go to the moon!

Granted - except it's to one of the moons of Pluto and it's a mighty long, cold trip.

I wish I was an earth bender.

Granted, but you get whisked up by the Fire Nation and hauled off to prison as soon as your bending comes to light.

I wish I was no longer a Celiac and could just eat normally again.

You can eat normally, but in the course of three weeks, you gain three dress sizes. Sorry.

I wish I could find the missing pieces of my sailboat and taking my bff out for a hop around the lake.

During the trip you accidentally insult your bff so he/she stops being your bff.

I wish they had made VDT better.

VDT was a huge hit and was a very successful movie and adaptation, but then they completely Hollywood-ize Silver Chair with a Jill-Eustace romance, leaving out Puddleglum's famous speech, and the return of the green mist. And Tilda Swinton plays LOTGK. (I thought of my worst nightmares to come up with that.)

I wish I was a witch from the world of Harry Potter.

Surprise! Surprise! Yes you are a witch from the world of Harry Potter. You even get a new wand from Ollivanders. But getting those other witches to accept you as one of their own is another matter. You haven't been taught how to control the magic within you, you haven't learned Latin, let alone all the names of the spells, and you cause so many disasters that you are permanently confined to St Mungo's. That turns out to be a blessing in disguise. Witchhunting book banners are on your case and want to burn you at the stake, with copies of the Harry Potter series loaded around you for fuel.

I wish that there would be an announcement that another Narnia film is to be made in the next couple of years.

You get the announcement, but they've decided to reboot the series, turn the Pevensies into teenagers, and completely remove Aslan from the story!

I wish I'd gotten a better sleep last night.

You get such a goodnights sleep that you're so awake and have so much energy that you can't focus on anything anyways. Since you're not tired, you cant even make yourself sit down for a rest.

I wish I could write a bestseller in a few days.

You do, but it nearly kills you(and you broke two keyboards because you were typing so fast). You're looking forward to relaxing and enjoying the fruits of your labors, only to find out that now everybody expects you to release a new bestseller every few days.

I wish I had super strength.

You do, but it only lasts a day, and now you can't even pick up a pencil.

I wish I had a Tardis.

You get a TARDIS that will self-destruct the instant you enter it because of it being evil and wanting to kill you.

I wish I had a easy-to-pilot spaceship!

The spaceship is easy to pilot because it is set on auto pilot and is taking you to the martian zombie bunnies from Mars.

I wish I could meet a (tame) dragon.