You arrive in Narnia sometime during the fall of Cair Paravel. The invading Telmarines aren't too friendly towards you...

I wish I owned a Siberian Husky .

You own a husky, but he's so strong-willed and huge that you can't control him. He barks at anyone who passes on your side of the street, howls at night, snarls at your friends when they come over, and nearly jerks your arm out it's socket when you take him for a walk.

I wish I had a personal tailor who can make clothes that really fit me.

The clothes he makes fit great, but look absolutely hideous.

I wish I had a plateful of good macaroni and cheese, not that cheap processed stuff.

You get a plateful of good macaroni, but it doesn't have any cheese, and you don't have any cheese to put on top of it, and all of the stores within 50 miles of your house don't have any cheese, so it's just macaroni, not cheese.

I wish I could have some chocolate...

Your wish is granted, but the chocolate is stale and you develop an allergy to it, so you cannot enjoy it.

I wish the sky was green and the grass was purple.

Granted - but it turns out it's just a funny pair of sunglasses you're wearing, but they give you a headache. As soon as you remove them things return to their usual colors.

I wish we didn't have 40 trillion mosquitoes trying to bite each night.

Your wish is my command! I have sent 2 billion bats to your house to help stem the population. . . my word that's a lot of guano

I wish that it was winter all the time!

It's always winter and you're always freezing and starving, because it's really cold and no crops will grow.

I wish the weather was always nice.

It is always nice, there is never any rain, all vegetation dries off and your world becomes a desert.

I wish I owned a palace.

You do. . . but it's haunted with four thousand different menacing poltergeists!!!!

I wish I had a bag of potato chips.

You get a bag of potato chips, but they are old and stale.

I Wish the weekend was longer.

Granted, it is now the weekend instead of the weekend. It's also taller.

I wish I could see the Red Sea be parted.

Congratulations! You've been conscripted to the Egyptian Army!

I wish the soles of my shoes had souls with which to deliver a soliloquy.

They do, but now they squeak, squeal, and make cacophony whenever you walk, which makes people give you odd looks.

I wish planning novels was easier.

It is, but now all your novels turn out to be very badly written

I wish I could eat cherries all day